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crimson handshake

A handjob from a girl who is on her period and used the mentrual fluid as a lubricant.
"Did you have sex with her?" "No, she was on her period so she gave me a crimson handshake."
by C-Rock July 14, 2007
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Crimson Lance

Noun: The Antagonist army run by the Atlas Corporation in the video game Borderlands. In the original it is headed by Commandant Steele, but later General Knoxx comes in. They litter the world of Pandora with ironic propaganda and come in many varieties.
Roland: Lilith, sneak up behind that Crimson Lance Defender!
Mordecai: BOOM! HEADSHOT!
Lilith: You stole my kill...
by Mike-Rzr June 7, 2010
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Crimson Stocking

Crimson Stocking is where you give a very young black child a pink sock on christmas.
Tyrese Bryant was a naughty little boy so his uncle gave him a crimson stocking for christmas
by Blackout Bryant September 8, 2010
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crimson wings

Like when a pilot has his first solo flight he gets his wings. When a man has sex with a girl for the first time while she has her period he gets his crimson wings. (Brown wings when its the first time up the arse)
Man 1: How did your date go with Sharon last night, did you bang her?
Man 2: Not bad, she was a bit moody, she said it was down to her time of the month. I banged anyway though.
Man 1: Nice one, you got your Crimson Wings.
by TheDirtyWordsmith May 10, 2016
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agent crimson

a girls period when its at its heaviest
i would have eaten her out but agent crimson was there
by linkage7 June 29, 2005
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Wearing the Crimson Pearl

A situation in which one person is hit in the face with another persons bloody tampon. This can be used in both a sexual or aggressive manner.

The term is derived from the crimson shade of blood and the popular "Pearl" line of tampons.
My lesbian lover and I don't care about real jewelry, we prefer wearing the crimson pearl.
by M-Three April 12, 2011
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Crimson

A talented Ninja. Capable of kicking your ass to a bloody pulp. Kind, caring, sweet, and good-looking. Musically inclined, and very creative.
Crimson is fucking awesome.
by xoxoxo September 2, 2004
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