White angel:Oh my god a KFC Criminal Officer HELP!!
Officer:DROP THE CHICKEN YOU DIRTY KFC CRIMINAL
KFC Criminal:"Money Noises"
Officer:HES GOT A GUN! -Bang -Bang -Bang
Officer:Another Monkey terminated
Officer:DROP THE CHICKEN YOU DIRTY KFC CRIMINAL
KFC Criminal:"Money Noises"
Officer:HES GOT A GUN! -Bang -Bang -Bang
Officer:Another Monkey terminated
by Catwithnoloaf February 23, 2024
Anaheim Ruthless Criminals is a gang/crew based in the west side of Anaheim as of now we don’t know much about them but they getting big , you may have seen there tag which they tag W/S ARC or there full name Anaheim Ruthless Criminals They beef with FOLKS,UNA,NWK13,706 Bloods
by WSthehood September 28, 2022
Its a highly contagious bug running rampant in certain parts of the world. Once bitten, you will be eager to learn the history of vaudville, you will find yourself watching disney movies, drinkking rootbeer floats, and carving pumpkins (even though its January), you may also notice a burning desire to perform magic tricks and act erratic, you will most likely grow a thin manicured mustache (despite your gender).
by jd doe77 March 17, 2011
An individual who surreptitiously creeps around at night and enters the homes of pubescent teens to ferociously jerk them off in their sleep and collect their semen in a burlap sack as souvenirs of his adventures, leaving the teen with sore balls, dry willy in the morning and the red ring of death.
Sandeep Singh: man, I have really sore balls, man. Must
have been the cum criminal.
James: my dad Colin, yeah, he's a proper cum criminal.
have been the cum criminal.
James: my dad Colin, yeah, he's a proper cum criminal.
by Colin12 June 14, 2022
A trend where criminals turn more and more into their mothers each and every day, especially the males.
by Solid Mantis September 03, 2018
The illustrious, extraordinarily talented and six-foot tall Randy Newman's aptly named 1977 hit album. Best known for the universally beloved, critically appraised smash hit and musical masterpiece Short People, which legions of obsessed Randy Newman fanboy manlets still rave about to this very day. Representing the pinnacle of Randy Newman's spectacular and inimitable musical career, Little Criminals peaked at number nine of the US Billboard 200 chart as Newman's best-selling album to date. Reverently dubbed Saint Newman by his fanatical global cult following of diminutive, besotted and gnomish manlet groupies, the towering and preeminent Newman has flawlessly realized his ambitious motivation, humorously self-described at the beginning of Short People (Official Video), as endeavoring "to change the course of Western music, I haven't liked the way it's been going, so I decided I'd make another record. Can I give all these (short) people the finger?(Laughter)" Mission accomplished, sir. Maximum level manlets BTFO.
Music producer: Wow, I just listened to Randy Newman's sublime new album Little Criminals - Short People is without a doubt the most beautiful and heart-warming song ever! Record label liaison: So true. We might as well right away shut down the music industry - this is simply as good as it gets. Everything else will just sound lame now after having been blessed by witnessing the divine genius of Randy Newman. He is truly a God!
by ManletDepreciator August 26, 2024
by JuliOh May 13, 2022