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Criminal

what you should call yourself after saying "frick" on that christian roblox server
you criminal! you're getting a 4 year ban after saying "heck"!
by go commit not feeling so well September 29, 2018
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A collective name for the highways agency in the United Kingdom
5 sets of roadworks in 30 miles? Who thought that was a good idea? Oh, of course, those criminally incompetent fuckwits at the highways agency
by gussy finknottle June 1, 2021
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Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?
Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.
by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023
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Crimin’

Killian be crimin’ with his new skids.
by JuliOh May 12, 2022
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Criminal

A person who commits crimes
Jamal is a criminal he shot tyrone and is now in jail, while Karen chants justice for jamal
by Vedderno1 May 31, 2022
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Quasi-Criminal

Not a thing. That isn't a thing that exists.
Hym "Look at him making shit up over there. What is a quasi-criminal, Jordan? Someone who does a thing that isn't a crime but you subjectively think it should be a crime so you're justified in preventing them from speaking online and/or causing them to lose money... Which is what happened to you... Seriously. The prefix 'Quasi' means 'apparently but not really.' So, like a big muscley guy with tattoos and a motorcycle who rides a motorcycle but he works as an accountant and doesn't have a criminal record or a black guy with chains and a durag. THAT is a quasi-criminal. He SEEMS like he would be a criminal... But is NOT A CRIMINAL. And he tries to tie everything he's asked about into the need for society... To do something about... People online... Using their freedom of speech... To say things... That he personally doesn't like (But other people LOVE, Jordan, everybody loves the shit I say here)... But, how is doing that any different then Youtube demonetizing you? How is the claim that YOU are doing some sort of abstract harm with YOUR speech any less legitimate? That was the justification. For firing you. You decried Youtube for taking down your videos. But it's exactly the same."
by Hym Iam November 1, 2023
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criminately!

An exclamation made in the south to express a feeling of exacerbation. See also Jiminy Cricket!
Did you hear about ol Joe Bob down the road? He got his peter stuck in bee hive! Criminately!
by Rosa Cockatoo May 31, 2021
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