Millennial/Gen-X male (usually white) who is not highly skilled and doesn’t come from family money but has a nice car, nice house/apartment & disposable income. Typically involved insurance fraud or MLM’s or direct marketing. Almost never prosecuted.
How does Brad spend 3 hours at Lifetime Fitness everyday and drive a 5 series BMW? He’s a polo collar criminal bro…
by JG500 August 27, 2022
Get the Polo Collar Criminalmug. 
Get the Criminalitymug. When you and another person are about to have sex, and you repeatedly start asking “Annie, are you okay?” You keep asking this, regardless of what the person says, until they’re no longer in the mood for sex.
“So last weekend was actually great, I used the Smooth Criminal to great effect, and now none of her friends will talk to me, either. Peace and quiet is in store for me.
by anon415 February 4, 2023
Get the The Smooth Criminalmug. Refers to the small length or size of something, which is "short" to the point where it can be punished by the law.
"...dude, I mean, you're short but not like criminally short..."
"All pop nowadays are criminally short".
"All pop nowadays are criminally short".
by santgozpt April 12, 2018
Get the Criminally shortmug. White angel:Oh my god a KFC Criminal Officer HELP!!
Officer:DROP THE CHICKEN YOU DIRTY KFC CRIMINAL
KFC Criminal:"Money Noises"
Officer:HES GOT A GUN! -Bang -Bang -Bang
Officer:Another Monkey terminated
Officer:DROP THE CHICKEN YOU DIRTY KFC CRIMINAL
KFC Criminal:"Money Noises"
Officer:HES GOT A GUN! -Bang -Bang -Bang
Officer:Another Monkey terminated
by frankiemacdoggy February 23, 2024
Get the KFC Criminalmug. Sarah never said anything even though we were locking eyes the entire time,that's the power of a smooth criminal
by Loverboy Steve May 22, 2025
Get the Smooth Criminalmug. Classifying or indexing all human behavior in a criminal context so all activities can be used as pretext for investigation and prosecution.
The polar intelligence matrix between the average person and policy makers induced a gross behavioral criminalization after years of adopting confusing law.
Everyone broke the law on a daily basis because they lived in a state of gross behavioral criminalization.
Gross behavioral criminalization allowed for an easy wiretap on the police department.
Everyone broke the law on a daily basis because they lived in a state of gross behavioral criminalization.
Gross behavioral criminalization allowed for an easy wiretap on the police department.
by Ontological June 26, 2018
Get the gross behavioral criminalizationmug.