Lidl Crayon

A penis that is thin like a crayon and looks like it could snap. Also tends to be deformed and to be a strange colour.

You see that guy over there? I heard he has a right Lidl crayon going on!

by General Fire November 12, 2012

Like banning colored crayons

An idea so stupid, and so based on your own opinions of the world that even a polish politican could take it and use it as an argument.

(From when a polish politican decided that colored crayons make the population gay from a very young age.)

1: "Oh how about we dig a hole to china?"
2: "Bro thats like banning colored crayons..."

1: "Come on dude. Jumping of bridges is cool."
2: "Seriously? Its like banning colored crayons god damn it."

by TheRedactedWolf January 24, 2023

Penny Crayon

bro penny crayon met robot jones in ohio

HUUH PENNY CRAYONNNNNNN

by deeznutsmixlucy October 31, 2023

White Crayon

A slang for the KKK

Team White Crayon🗿🍷

by WordsInTheDictonary November 9, 2023

USELESS CRAYON

A slightly racist term for a white person who adds no value to society.

There's Sarah. She's such a useless crayon.

Stephen isn't a useless crayon, because he has a job!

by anonymous November 9, 2023

Crayon

A Female who has put way too much fake tan on but thinks they look like the shit!

"Freya looks like an absolute Crayon"

by Tescobag9 January 27, 2024

Crayon

Crayon is a term used in the 18+ server of the online chat webgame Pony Town, the term usually appears in names. The term itself (also sometimes referred to as the 'crayon trend') usually refers to a person or group of people who hang around the docks area of the in-game map, most of the time they are extremely horny and often wait around for a strip club or ERP to be hosted/advertised.

Person 1: omg wtf u see those crayons down there??

Person 2: ew

by slaughterh0use May 8, 2023