Cow-lying, a term used for the action of cows lying down before it rains. The cows know the rain is coming, some would say due to falling pressures, but the truth is the cows are psychic and lie down to protect their patch of grass, their terrotory. This is food that they keep dry to eat after the rain has stopped as they think wet grass is yucky. Many people know that when a cow is lying down, they are simply just tired, or rain is coming.
Brian: "Cows are lying down, must be knackered"
Brendra: "No, they're 'cow-lying' its going to rain.."
Brendra: "No, they're 'cow-lying' its going to rain.."
by Ginguuuurrr August 19, 2010
Get the Cow-Lyingmug. Water cow is a cow in a boat, owned by pewdiepie . pewdiepie also owns a sheep named water sheep. they are both from a minecraft letsplay
by Yoergen July 14, 2019
Get the Water cowmug. Beefie the cow was the biggest cow and animal to ever walk the earth. He was bigger than most mountains. He was so big that all of the meat products today come from Beefie himself.
Beefie was married to Bessie the cow, who was almost as big as him. All the dairy products in the world come from Bessie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy,will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.
Beefie, Bessie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.
Many people still worship the great Beefie, Bessie and Befessie today.
Beefie was married to Bessie the cow, who was almost as big as him. All the dairy products in the world come from Bessie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy,will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.
Beefie, Bessie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.
Many people still worship the great Beefie, Bessie and Befessie today.
by SqueakyPig17 May 9, 2020
Get the Beefie the Cowmug. Guy 1: Wow this milk is really sour
Guy 2 : I think you are drinking spoiled milk
Guy 1: No this milk is from the rare and elusive Lemon Cow
Guy 2 : Right...
Guy 2 : I think you are drinking spoiled milk
Guy 1: No this milk is from the rare and elusive Lemon Cow
Guy 2 : Right...
by IJWD February 10, 2020
Get the Lemon Cowmug. by Funny squid August 20, 2021
Get the Imp cowmug. Guy1: I really like my girlfriend
Guy2: yeah she’s kind of a mush cow
Guy1: I know right, she’s beautiful!
Guy2: yeah she’s kind of a mush cow
Guy1: I know right, she’s beautiful!
by Holdennn June 17, 2019
Get the Mush cowmug. When a woman is sucking a man dick and she creates so much saliva it looks a lot like a young calf sucking on its mother's tits.
Jenny likes to suck dick so much she cow slobs every were.
Jenny suck my dick so hard she cow slobbed all over her stomach.
Jenny suck my dick so hard she cow slobbed all over her stomach.
by Chino Grife June 24, 2009
Get the Cow Slobmug.