Count steek is a meme that originated from a french person saying 'count' instead of 'cunt' and 'steek' instead of 'steak'.
You may also say different variations of the expression to insult others, like: Steeky count , Steekiest
Another fun way of using this is to randomly insult others or simply just shout 'count steek' to confuse others
This is also used to annoy the person who originally mispronounced these words, he is such a count.
You may also say different variations of the expression to insult others, like: Steeky count , Steekiest
Another fun way of using this is to randomly insult others or simply just shout 'count steek' to confuse others
This is also used to annoy the person who originally mispronounced these words, he is such a count.
Count steek is a funny replacement for any insult
person: 'You're a fucking count'
person: 'Shut up you steek'
person: Look at that steeky count
person: 'We have steeks at the cafeteria ! '
person: You're the steekiest person on the planet
person: 'You're a fucking count'
person: 'Shut up you steek'
person: Look at that steeky count
person: 'We have steeks at the cafeteria ! '
person: You're the steekiest person on the planet
by Countsteek June 21, 2018
Get the Count steekmug. The amount of times that you have given or receieved a blow job. Most commonly this number is year to date. Most boys will lie about their d-count and state a number that is much much much higher than the truth.
by Branden Langghallls August 28, 2006
Get the d-countmug. Count Grichnack is the nickname of Varg Vikernes, famed black metal legend. He was the 1 man band of Burzum and bassist for Mayhem on their album "De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas". He later killed Euronymous, Mayhem's guitarist, to prove he was more evil.
The name is derived from Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien. Grishnack was an Orc. Varg wrote about LOTR in much of his music.
The name is derived from Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien. Grishnack was an Orc. Varg wrote about LOTR in much of his music.
by mylovedenied October 9, 2004
Get the Count Grishnackmug. When you try to remember what kind-, and how much- drugs you've just taken. This is usually followed by the user craking up hesterically because they cannnot remember their own names, let alone what drugs they were smoking.
by He's the boxman September 29, 2006
Get the drug countmug. Dude, I saw a guy wearing pants that were so tight, I was literally counting change in his pocket...it was 69 cents!
by akendall July 8, 2009
Get the Counting Changemug. A Heavy Metal Band founded by Ice-T and his friend Ernie C, they have since made 7 albums, with their debut album Body Count and Bloodlust being their most notable. One of the songs on the debut, "Cop Killer", caused controversy for it's violent, anti-police lyrics, which ended up in it's removal from the album, to which Ice-T then made into a Single.
"Hey you ever heard of the Metal band that Ice-T is in? It's called Body Count, it fuckin' rocks man".
by Mr. DQ January 23, 2022
Get the Body Countmug. n. a dance common in the south performed usually by feminine guys but can done by masculine gay guys also
"What you know about the 8 count?" says the feminine dude to the trade dude. "should I do the 8 count before, during of after I whup your ass?!"
by pureplaya August 2, 2004
Get the 8 countmug.