Cougar Meat

Any young man being preyed upon by an older, more experienced woman.

"Are you sure your son's safe moving to LA? You know he's prime Cougar Meat".

by kellyonkauai December 26, 2009

Cougar

Male camel toe

Be weary of older men with ponytails and tight jean shorts, often wearing golden chains they are the biggest cougar offenders.

by 'The Enlightener' August 6, 2008

kid cougar

Person who asks for advice, gets it then questions it. A person who brags about the performance of his car which is a combination of old used car, miscellaneous junk yard bits, generally out of date. Also will challenge anyone to a fight if they dis his car or reputation

Your car is not all that, don't be such a kid cougar.

by mistergrouch October 15, 2011

cougar equation

a means in which to determine a true cougar. one must take her age, divide by two, add seven.

to be a "true cougar" a forty year-old woman would have to date a male 27 years old (or younger). by doing the cougar equation we take her age (40), divide by two (20, and add seven (27).

by awesome laurel April 15, 2008

urban cougar

A sophisticated species of female who seeks the pleasure of younger males. She avoids the entanglements of a "relationship," in favor of the freedom of the hunt.

Always one for adventure, the urban cougar knows what she wants and isn't afraid to get it.

by Kn1ghtmare July 26, 2005

urban cougar

A hot single woman in her 30s to 40s who is totally into sex but for whatever reason isn't in a relationship. She usually hunts young hard bodied males for fun, casual, no strings sex. She is sophisticated, in her sexual prime, and absolutely knows how to use her young prey to get sexed up and satisfied. Her libido rages almost constantly so she will need to hunt frequently.
Occasionally she will be so impressed and surprised by her young prey that she will be vulnerable to attachment.

Young guys at bar: What do we have to do to have a chance with a hot older woman?

Urban cougar: Be a great kisser, nice bed manners, eat pussy, and be able to go the distance - over and over. Oh, and have a big cock....anyone who says size doesn't matter is g-spot clueless or lying.

by SilverB May 25, 2007

cougar commander

The Pride Lioness amongst other cougars (see middle aged women who are on the prowl), typically identified by statements of authority over others, especially men of significantly lesser age or other cougars. When challenged the Cougar Commander will typically make an example of her current challenger with aggressive emasculation.

"Compared to (insert common cougars name here) she's like... the Cougar Commander" "HOLY SHIT Cougar Commander just wrecked Tom"

by BeyGenii August 28, 2009