Cosmic Forklift

(N) Cos-mic For-k-lif-t

A dirty harry who plays call of duty all day and spouts off anti racial slurs while getting high to the comforting tunes of gay nightclub music.

Consignment: Ay 1010101011011 did you play COD4 today?
1010101011011: no that queer boat Cosmic Forklift is on.
consignment: oh, well fuck that.

by 1010101011011 May 17, 2010

cosmic food

me.

i am cosmic food. mmm... cosmic food... screw u alex...

by cosmic fool September 7, 2003

Cosmic Sweater

you jizz in a condom til its halfway full and slap your partner in the chest until it pops giving her a nice cosmic sweater.

i slapped my girlfriend and gave her a Cosmic Sweater.

nice man.

by xxBootykIlla94xx June 30, 2011

Cosmic Cowboy

a cowboy, in space. like a mixture of Buzz Lightyear and Woody.

"I named my dog 'dexter the cosmic cowboy' because he's that rad."

by originalsampire December 22, 2008

cosmic call

a message, signal, beam or whatever sent by earthlings to extraterrestrials or aliens who may be living an umpteenth number of light years away, informing them of the presence of Planet Earth and its inhabitants in the Universe.

Scientists have sent several cosmic calls to space in the hope that they will one day reach ETs.

by uttam maharjan January 31, 2010

cosmic splosh

a drink made in the northwest of ireland containing milk, tequila and the breading from kfc drunk from a kfc bucket

i was hangin so bad after drinking cosmin splosh last nite. wrod up

by Dman December 2, 2004

cosmic import

(n.) The exaggerated value of an item or concept, especially from the perspective of others encountering a person's inflated ego. Many use the phrase derisively, belittling the concept and originator at once.

Frank's theory of mayonnaise elasticity, though labored over for years, resulted in no great cosmic import. Rather, he ended up in an est commune.

by ignor July 18, 2005