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conservative anarchist

A conservative anarchist is a magical fictional creature that doesnt exist because it would rip a hole in the universe due to the paradoxial nature of it. Thats not to say anarchists are liberals, but they certainly are not conservatives.
Vampires are like Conservative Anarchists, they dont exist.
by Punkasfuck August 24, 2006
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conservitude

Conservitude is your additude towards conserving money.
I am all about company conservitude
by Garrett Ward I October 18, 2006
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conservative

1) A type of force for which the work done is independent of the path taken
2) A person advocating right-wing economic and social policies
3) A person disliking change
1) Gravity is a conservative force
2) George Bush is renowned for his conservative policies
3) At the moment, Jennifer is a conservative, but this will change if the government is abolished.
by Kathryn January 22, 2005
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conservative

A person who wants to believe that they are "of a different opinion" instead of understanding that there is no "alt reality", so they are either religiously brainwashed or just ignorant and self-deluded because of their habit of forcing themselves to live in an information vacuum.
He calls himself "conservative" even though we all know he is just delusional and stupid.
by Arizona Mildman May 29, 2018
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Conservative Arts

Trade skills that are not taught at traditional colleges.
Did your neighbor just buy a new boat?
Yes, he used his Conservative Arts degree in plumbing to pay cash for it!!!
by ultradaddy May 12, 2019
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Hyper Conservative

To be Hyper Conservative means to be soo conservative that they are out of touch with reality.
To put your own beliefs before what is best for the People.
Individuals who are Hyper Conservative: Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann, Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney, Rush Limbaugh, George Bush, other rich, white, politicians.
Organizations that are Hyper Conservative: The KKK, the Westboro bapist church, The Heritage foundation
by Rational Voter January 9, 2012
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Conservative

The political party that saves the United States from the brain disorder that is liberalism.
the conservative party wants to keep the US the world power. what do the liberals want?

the liberals want to take my money, that i worked hard to get, to give to that drug addict on the street who dropped out of high school in 9th grade at the age of 18.

the liberals want to protect the deer in alaska so we don't drill in ANWR for oil that we need. (they don't want us taking the foriegn oil. so where should we get it?) the tundra is like a 4000 square mile frozen parking lot. i don't think the deer will mind.

the liberals want to take 2 equally qualified high school graduates and put the black one in a college because he's black. wow, we've really come a far way in civil rights.

the liberals want to pull the troops out of the middle east. Newsflash, they attacked us first, like Pearl Harbor. Should we just sit idly by and get attacked again? No, these people will stop at nothing to kill all Americans. Somehow they forget that.

liberals, sit back, leave the adults in charge please.
by Fngh September 1, 2008
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