when after wiping yourself after using the toilet, the toilet paper comes up clean on the first wipe.
Jane took a deuce in the ladies room and thankfully came up commando clean because she used up last squares of the only roll of TP and was wearing her best white jeans.
by Useless Housewife December 16, 2011
by Mark Anderton August 29, 2018
A washed up soldier who used to be in the cavalry but is now nothing more than an alcoholic who suffers from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, Chronic Depression, and severe night terrors.
by fuckumydickbitch May 9, 2015
Aidan: My teacher Trent has the ability to get with any women he wants.
Me: That man is such a consent commando
Me: That man is such a consent commando
by avinabeer December 12, 2018
From the South Wales Valleys (UK) where men go out for a night out on the town with the intention of picking up a lady in order to stay the night. This is usually accompanied by a toothbrush in their shirt's chest pocket.
sim. Paratrooping
sim. Paratrooping
by Welshy_NZ October 16, 2013
by JoeBo77 March 7, 2023