oxford coma

A deep sleep brought on by an exceedingly boring grammar lesson.

Shortly after Mrs. Harrison launched into a spirited soliloquy about present participles, I slipped into an oxford coma that lasted until the lunch bell.

by former TRU employee October 6, 2013

fat kid coma

When one gorges themselves with a excess amount of food leading him/herself to either complete vegetation or a state of un-consciousness (a state of behavior which is found commonly amongst fat children)

Stick a fork in me bc IM DONE!!!

by doubletrivs September 9, 2004

Meat Coma

The use of meat to induce heavy sleeping...

Also, Name of annual fest put on by the A/V geeks in St. Petersburg, Florida..

"Those 2 steaks I ate last night put me in a meat coma."

by Brook B. December 19, 2008

Oklahoma Coma

When a male inserts his penis into a females mouth and thrusts repeatedly until the female becomes unconscious.

Holy crap she isn't breathing, I think I gave her an Oklahoma Coma!

by K Bear February 6, 2009

Sex Coma

Happens after a very long sex session , where immediately following sex you can't/don't want to move or do anything so you fall asleep and you can't wake up for at least 2-4 hours potentially even longer.

Babe I am never going to get anything done if you don't stop putting me in sex coma's all week.

Women: Babe you put me into a deep sex coma earlier.
Man: Oh yeah how long love?
Women: About 3 hours .
Man: Damn I'm good.

by Trouble869 October 21, 2016

sex coma

The time immediately preceding sex when you lose awareness and control of your actions, allowing hormones to work their magic.

Asexual Friend: "You seriously didn't even notice that you fell off the bed?!"
Sexual Friend: "No, I was in sex coma. Everything just seems kind of blurry."

by coma addict August 22, 2007

campbell coma

Debilitating and humiliating condition brought on by over consumption of alcoholic beverages. A victim of the campbell coma is likely to lose all bodily functions and mental cognition, and may not regain them untill long into the next morning. Campbell coma sufferers are also often the victims of abuse at the hands of nere'do wells who see the campbell coma as an excuse for tomfoolery as well as a blank canvas for degrading body art and often as a photo opertunity not to be missed. Sadly, the condition has yet to be recognised by the medical community, with diagnosis often misconstrued and simplified by physicians; "aye, he's pissed".

See also scoatted

He fell into a campbell coma long before we even knew he had the key to the drinks cabinet.

I'd have to be in a campbell coma to sleep with that.

by Alasdair of Geekdom. July 2, 2005