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Colorado City

The nasty little town in Northern Arizona that is home to a large sect of polygamists. Yes, a quaint village that is the West's answer to Deliverance country.
That lucky Jeramiah is one lucky bastard. He has twelve wives and lives in Colorado City.
by lickmeiamchris November 8, 2006
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Conored it

To "Conor it" is used when someone drops the ball, usually in a critical catching situation. It is derived from Conor Murphy, an American citizen so poor at catching the ball, even "stone hands" doesn't quite give the term justice. Conor Murphy's lack of catching ability has earned the phrase to "Conor it", "Conoring it", or "Conored it" when a situation arises where a person is completely unable to execute a very simple catch.
"Bill Buckner simply needed to snap the grounder from 1st base to clinch the World Series title, but instead he Conored it and Mets were able to win."

"I totally Conored that catch, I am so disappointed in myself"
by UrbanUrman October 19, 2015
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Colorado Carpetbagger

Hundreds of thousands of people moved to Colorado, especially Denver and Colorado Springs, starting in 2014 for the legal weed and generous government benefits. Colorado

Carpetbaggers are entitled, obnoxious, pushy people throwing around their money in designer yoga pants while driving either a Subaru or a Mercedes-Benz.

These people paid premium rental prices so they could open and work in MJ dispensaries or grow centers starting in 2015 and totally drove housing prices through the roof. Colorado is now an state with "a very 'high' cost of living" and a burgeoning homeless problem to boot....Go away Colorado Carpetbagger.
Colorado Carpetbaggers come here, exploit this cool fun city , drive irresponsibly while overrunning the natives, and leaving them where natives can't afford to live here. They take advantage of the kind polite folks by making demands and then complain about the price later.

So Take your entitled Colorado Carpetbagger ass back to where you came from. Then Colorado Carpetbagger, get a real job where nobody subsides you and driving while you are stoned is illegal.
by Charlemagne784 November 21, 2017
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Colorado Sear

When you rub queso cheese on your partner during sex and they cum hard.
Man, Zach loves the Colorado Sear. I saw some queso in his ear yesterday.
by biggiebelacile November 2, 2019
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Colorado Creamer

Best for the lucky few men who can go multiple rounds without an intermission, this is when a partner sucks off a man, and then (secretly) retains his seed in her mouth while she mounts him and rides him to her own climax. During her own orgasm, with thrill and ecstasy, she swallows the load she retained during her ride.

This is an act that may spell-bind a man to a woman, by a primal and mystical bond of passion and biochemistry. It is best done in surprise to the male, not to be mentioned until after the first time is has ever been performed on him.

A partner who performs this is the dreamiest fantasy and most prized partner of them all; one with primal instincts a man will never forget.

It's best not to mention you discovered the act from Urban Dictionary. Tell him you made it up yourself, you kinky thing.
I once flew into Colorado to meet this girl I've been talking to for a while. She was one of the wildest. She gave me a Colorado Creamer that I'll never forget.
by Borp Bladdler October 20, 2020
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aurora colorado

a city east of denver known for its 2012 theater shooting and other things. aurora is a diverse half suburb half ghetto city. the big suburban houses with white people are in south aurora and the ghetto "hood" houses with black and mexican people are in north aurora. the city has the highest percentage of african americans in the state of colorado. aurora is known around colorado as "denvers little cousin". the city doesnt have shit to do except try not to get robbed or shot at the aurora mall.
my friend is throwing a jugg at his house in aurora colorado. when he said it was in aurora i declined because all the juggs in aurora get shot up.
by lmao:)))))))) October 13, 2019
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Colorado Springs

The act of ejaculating into ice trays and freezing them for later use in an associate's drink.
Rob: Hey man my drink tastes salty?
Me: oh yeah that's my famous coke and Colorado springs.
Rob: Oh good I thought you had just regular came in this.
by gingervitous December 5, 2013
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