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Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge

A solemn promise to refrain from Absinthe ingestion to prevent the ear-severing, cubo-witticisms (or worse) that would inherently bloom. It is vowed as follows:

"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe. Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient syn(es)thetic inspiration and sinsister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.”
After completing the Absinthe ritual several times over with newly-made friends from Argentina, Quebec City and Gainesville, Florida (state your name) shot to his feet and bolted toward the waterfront and a club on the pier of beautiful Barcelona, in search of adventure. Little did he realise, he would end up having his balls grabbed by that dirty Spaniard Frank, leaning in for a kiss or something, all after inviting (state your name) back to his apartment to wait for his "hot journalist friends in little skirts" that didn't end up meeting him at the club. Waking up at his hostel late in the afternoon, (state your name)'s face was pale green-opalescent white like the colour of Absinthe mixed with water.

In hindsight, the Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge would have made a helluva lot of sense.
by Blair Larratt November 19, 2007
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Sean Connery

1). The only man in the world who can play and speak Mexican, Russian, Lithuanian, Swedish, Italian, African, French Canadian, Indian, or Irish person and still maintain a Scottish accent.
2). Man who pronounces s's with an sh
1). Go watch The Hunt for Red October. It has Sean Connery in it
2). "Give me that shpoon there son. Sean Connery needs it for shoup
by newschoolers.com January 2, 2008
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Sean Connery slap

A form of bitch slap performed on a person (usually a women) to keep them in line and let them know who's in charge.
"my women was giving me shit last night so i gave her a sean connery slap"
by pimp daddy brown April 5, 2005
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Corner Case

A use case, situation or artifact of a project that you and/or your colleges completely missed. It's a nice way of wording the fact that someone overlooked something important and now suddenly it's apparent to everyone.
Guy 1: Oh shit the freakin program is crashing immediately. I think the problem is the database isn't installed!

Guy 2: Yeah... another corner case. Good thing we're checkin' all the angles. Maybe we should put some hand rails around this one.
by Steve November 11, 2005
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colbert

Stephen Colbert, host of the Colbert report. The sexiest comedian on television, not to mention his amazing chemistry with Jon Stewart. In addition, Colbert is also a great dancer, can flip to his desk, and obviously, is very handsome.
by natalie m January 21, 2007
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Naked Zombie Sean Connery

1. The final boss of Samurai Zombie Nation

2. Anything Awesome that catches you by suprise
example 1:
Mc Hammer: hello there young man.
kid 1: Naked Zombie Sean Connery !!
by Tyler Pulliam April 23, 2007
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Colbert Sandwich

(noun) Two Pringles Potato Chips separated by a layer of whipped cream.
1) Damn these Colbert Sandwiches are great! Why didn't I think to make these before?!

2) My blood stopped moving after eating so many Colbert Sandwiches.

3) God bless America, and my Colbert Sandwich.
by steviebuns69 March 31, 2010
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