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Myles Clinton 

The most talented guy on the planet. Better than anyone you can think of. Extremely handsome and into extreme sports like climbing and snowboarding. He's also very intelligent and stunning. Very complimentary and nice. Able to make friends extremely easily. Works out and likes to act, draw, and drum.
This boy was easily worthy of such a Myles Clinton like personality, by being extremely sexy.
Myles Clinton by monkeyman01 January 16, 2017
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Bill Clinton 

America’s most successful pickup artist to date. It is debated why this is. Some say that it’s his dashing good looks, others say his charm but most agree that it’s his knowledge of chemistry that sweeps women off their feet and into a state of unconsciousness where he gets automatic consent because they can’t say no.
Wow Bill Clinton! This cocktail has a very distinct taste. What’s in it. Why are you winking at me?!?!
Bill Clinton by CenkUygur6969 February 7, 2019

John Clinton 

The hottest, most sexy boy around. You will never find a better man than the OG John Clinton. There is only one. THE John Clinton. All hail.
I just saw John Clinton and I camed in my pants.
John Clinton by jakemah January 8, 2020

Bill clinton 

Reformed Orthodox rabbi
Kid: I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi bill clinton
Bill clinton by Gru-p December 9, 2022

The Hilary Clinton 

When you meet a girl you are sexually interested in and start referring to her clitoris as "emails" about 2 weeks out of performing coitus with her. Eventually when you get the opportunity to engage in sexual activity with her you constantly repeat "where is the emails? I've lost the emails, what is a email?" Thus leaving her sexually unsatisfied and wanting more.
Bro I totally gave Sarah The Hilary Clinton last week. I think she wants a Bin-Laden next

Bill Clinton 

1. noun: any object that can be used for sexual intercoarse either on top of or next to

2. noun: an illegal drug given to an infant in the form of gum drops or other deluctable treats


3. verb: the act of stealing socks off of elderly people while they sleep

4. adjective: describes a person that thinks with his penis, or other sexual organ, rather then his brain.

5. direct object: a substance that is given to midjets inorder to coerse
them into having an intense chess tournament with the giver

6. adverb: describes an action or movement that which seems offensive to humans but reminds certain animals of their mother, therefore atracts the


1. I did this chick last night on top of a hard Bill Clinton

2.
Bill Clinton by Balls McLong(3) January 15, 2009

Pulling a Bill Clinton 

Being a sexual deviant while having a girlfriend/wife.
Dude, you still having sex with Kari? You're pulling a Bill Clinton.