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Chuff

1. A word that can be used to replace any other previously existing word in order to make it more bad ass. It is not a noun, verb, adjective or adverb because it is its own category.

2. Chuff is exactly what it is.
a. Tell that mother chuffer to shut the chuff up if he ever hopes to chuff any chuffs chuffmorrow.

b. Chuff up when I'm chuffin' to you.
by LazorFace February 22, 2010
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cuffed and stuffed

Being tied up (wrists and ankles) and your holes filled with buttplug and/or dildo.
Jannet likes being cuffed and stuffed.
by splinter5588 September 25, 2015
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chaffed balls

When male gonadial's have experieced a large amount of friction due to inner thigh rubbing friverously against it. Other possible causes are large amount of wire like pubic hair building up between gonadials and thigh, or a missplaces piece of 80 grit sand paper lodging itself deep within the recessions of your body.

Optional Definition

A song made by Tyler Ferrari when under the influence of alcohol, playing an acoustic with a multitrack recording program such as Cool Edit Pro
Jesus christ, I needed to sand something today and couldnt find my sandpaper. So when i was masturbating at high speeds, it became more chaffed than normal and i found that piece of sandpaper. I was so happy, i ran into the garage and started sanding my wood. Then i realized the birdhouse was still inside. I SCREAMED in agony, and now i am left with a shitty birdhouse, severed penile gland and CHAFFED BALLS.
by Tyler January 11, 2004
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Monkeys chuff

did you see that monkeys chuff ?
by b1nn7 August 25, 2006
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chaffed

what happens to your knees, elbows, and ass when you're having sex in a hotel bed for 24 hours and you don't have special sheets anymore because your amazing lover gave them to his daughter, laundered of course!!!!
i've been on my knees so much they're chaffed from these sheets!!!!! i really wish i had some nice, soft, 1,000 thread count ones.
by linda lovelace November 5, 2004
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loomis chaffee

a prestigious institution in windsor CT, the "island" where the geniuses smoke a ton of ganj
class prez: "yo, weed tonight?"
validictorian: "sure"
faculty member: "count me in!"
loser in background: "Loomis Chaffee!"
by RAISINS May 26, 2007
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chuffdog

An individual who spends long periods of time in the depths of his bedroom, spending little time with the rest of the house. Commonly spotted in the winton area around 2am with a chickie one and a 20's.
Yo chuffdog you coming out tonight?

Na man im in my bedroom tonight!
by hansyo12 May 12, 2014
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