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Christ on a cracker

When something fucks up, your whole day is shitty and something sets you off so you scream CHRIST ON A CRACKER
Mia slips falls and busted her ass, I laughed so hard as she screamed Christ on a cracker
by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020
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christ santos

A fucking lucky migit kid that pulls money cards every day. And is a selfish little bitch, never shares and acts like his cards are he wife, and is afraid of every single ball bigger than his thumb.
he's a dick, the person Christ Santos
by Christ Santos June 29, 2014
mugGet the christ santosmug.

Cheezits Christ

sounds like jesus christ if you say it fast
Cheezits Christ, the school year is almost over.”
by EliteEspresso May 5, 2023
mugGet the Cheezits Christmug.

hesus christ

Jesus but sussier. Average he/him pronoun user.
oh my there goes a hesus christ.
by ur m0mmy November 1, 2022
mugGet the hesus christmug.

thuggin for christ

When a nigga think he camoflauged from the popo in the name of god but really just burned too much purp.
Yo leroy it saturday night grabs the hood rats and 40s we can ride dirty in my whip and no one will know i be thuggin for christ my nigga
by bloopidybloop June 8, 2016
mugGet the thuggin for christmug.

Christ-Washing

The act of taking a piece of literature from a pagan culture and recording it with noticeable new additions of Christian imagery or references. Most commonly performed by monks in early Europe.
Beowulf, proud Dane and Definite Viking comes to save the Mead Hall. "Thank Holy God in His goodness!"
The monk kicked back, Christ-Washing complete.
by ThatOneKindaCoolGuy April 8, 2019
mugGet the Christ-Washingmug.

Christ-chan

Christ-chan is a moe anthropomorphized character created by members of 4chan’s pol board as a representation of Christian fundamentalism and evangelism.
Origin

On December 1st, 2014, an anonymous pol user created a thread discussing the use of anime-inspired illustrations to convert more people to Islam.After some discussion, another user later identified as “Chaby” decided to take the concept of using cute anime-inspired art to proselytize people into Christianity. After some conceptualization, the first visual representation of Christ-chan was unveiled as a blue-eyed European woman wearing a modest blue-green dress and a cross necklace around her neck, with personality traits similar to a stereotypical Christian evangelist.
Mark : Dude did you see the new Christ-chan Pics on the net?
by Markus 453 April 6, 2017
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