Cheezits Christ

sounds like jesus christ if you say it fast
“Cheezits Christ, the school year is almost over.”
by EliteEspresso May 05, 2023
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christ santos

A fucking lucky migit kid that pulls money cards every day. And is a selfish little bitch, never shares and acts like his cards are he wife, and is afraid of every single ball bigger than his thumb.
by Christ Santos June 30, 2014
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hesus christ

Jesus but sussier. Average he/him pronoun user.
oh my there goes a hesus christ.
by ur m0mmy November 02, 2022
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Jeezless Christ

For people who are not of a religious faith, Jeezless Christ is a word to say in place of Jesus Christ when something shocking happens.
Jeezless Christ what happened to you?
Jeezless Christ that spider was ginormous.
by Crazy Julie 51 November 10, 2021
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Christ-Washing

The act of taking a piece of literature from a pagan culture and recording it with noticeable new additions of Christian imagery or references. Most commonly performed by monks in early Europe.
Beowulf, proud Dane and Definite Viking comes to save the Mead Hall. "Thank Holy God in His goodness!"
The monk kicked back, Christ-Washing complete.
by ThatOneKindaCoolGuy April 09, 2019
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Je Christ

Je Christ man why’d you run over all those kids
by Jake Peralta The Cop March 09, 2021
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thuggin for christ

When a nigga think he camoflauged from the popo in the name of god but really just burned too much purp.
Yo leroy it saturday night grabs the hood rats and 40s we can ride dirty in my whip and no one will know i be thuggin for christ my nigga
by bloopidybloop April 16, 2016
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