chop

The art of trying to get a girl to go out wit you...And gettin' her digits...

Man this kid was fully trying to chop me last nite and now we're dealing...

by sim1 December 9, 2002

cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said

"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

by ferrkk October 12, 2011

Chop Sockey

Hong Kong movie style martial arts.

Popularised by Nigle Buckland of Vids.

"Hey, Steffy boy, that Jackie Chan is a top, low-centre-of-gravity, chop sockey master"

by farge bofflenerp November 3, 2009

mong chop

light hearted insult.
extension of mong
usually used in the same context as dumbass

How come i cant reload my gun??
Um, cuz you're out of ammo mong chop

by Propagandhi March 4, 2004

bone-in pork chop

When you're doing a fat chick doggy style, and you lean over and give her a back massage.

Your mom complained that her back was sore, so I gave her a bone-in pork chop.

by murdaruh October 3, 2007

slap chop

The act of masturbation.

As Vince in the Slap Chop infomercial says... "Slap chop your troubles away..."

by slapchopper2000 May 10, 2009

Chop

A mixture of marijuana and tobbaco that you ingest by smoking.

Dude, you guys wanna smoke some chop?

by Tyler Rulli February 9, 2009