Sam's Club chiseler

A paid-up member of a “big box” warehouse who solicits his bargain-shopping privileges to other folks who have less-affluent lifestyles, and who therefore would wish to also purchase ordinary grocery/household items at bulk-package prices, but who either cannot comfortably afford the outrageously-steep membership-fees that the bulk-package warehouses charge, or who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the fees. The problem, of course, is that the opportunistic member engages in "chiseling": he does not merely ask to be reimbursed just for his actual expenses in procuring the items for these lower-income folks --- i.e., the total amount of the purchased items plus the cost of any additional gas that he’d consume in the course of obtaining/delivering the purchases --- but also charges a hefty “shopper’s fee” for his “services”… yes, it would be an amount that’s still somewhat less than the total savings compared to what the items would have cost in a “regular” store, but still considerably more than the frugal-by-necessity folks for whom he’s shopping would have wanted to spend to obtain their items in the first place.

Members-only warehouses should quit charging such exorbitant fees to their paying customers --- it creates a fertile breeding-ground for Sam's Club chiselers.

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

The Grinch Chiselling

it is just the grinch chiselling nothing more nothing less. it just means the Grinch from Whoville chiselling. Nothing deeper.

The Grinch was Chiselling, nothing more nothing less. it is just the grinch chiselling.

by TheGrincherler November 27, 2024

chizelback

see "trampstamp"

This filthy whore Molly got inked by a drunken tattoo artist. She came home and squatted to wipe up the spilled spaghetti. One look from me and I realized she was a chizelback. Anyone with a tramp stamp is a chizelback.

by willmo454 August 27, 2010

Chislick Disaster

The Chislick Disaster was an under-the-bus throwing of catastrophic proportions that occurred on February 3, 2011. It is considered the worst under-the-bus throwing in history and is the only level 9 incident on the Under-the-Bus Throwing Scale.

It's tight that the seals weren't harmed in the Chislick Disaster. Save the seals, they'll never forget!

by Mrs. Aw3s0me February 27, 2011

Chieltje

A very fine Dutch Person who pimps on girls from Haarlem.

That chick just got Chieltje'd!

by lemonade sipper August 14, 2012

Chivel

To chip away at something slowly.As if one were hewing a large stone as a sculptor would

Q. "How is the . dissertation going?"

A. " Slowly, I keep chivelling away at it."

by Eager Andy February 28, 2013

Chissel

The art of receiving a blowjob from a vacuum.

Grant: "Man, a 12 year asked what a blowjob was."
John: "What did you say?"
Grant: "well I pulled out the vacuum and showed him the chissel!"

by Big gay Jayrod July 18, 2014