Mexican Chimney Sweep

When you love someone very much, here's what you do:
Rubber glove, elbow length. Lube that shit up dawg. Then, ram your fist up that asshole, fingers extended, and clean that chimney yo. Close your fist, pull out, and offer the prize you have found in the cavern where the sun don't shine. Not only is it super intimate, but it's also an effective alternative to a bidet.

Fukboi: Yo girl, lemme sweep that chimney.
Grl: Oh yes, plz give me the Mexican Chimney Sweep

by OkayestBassist616 February 1, 2017

Biscuit Chimney

The best name for a cat, ever, tied only with Twinkadoo. She'd given birth to 5 beautiful kittens and co-mothered them with another female cat named Kevin.

Aww, look how cute Biscuit Chimney is when she's sleeping on a pile of newborn kittens!

by beep3rocks June 1, 2010

chimney sweep

to insert a toothbrush into your rear end for sexual pleasure, bristles first

my brush snapped when i was chimney sweeping, its still in the flute now.

i chimney swept my dog

look dude, you do not want to shard whilst chimney sweeping

by mr b allbags October 9, 2008

chimneying

Chimnying

Pulling your todger. Shaking the one eyed snake. Having a wank. I caught him chimneying.

by Louismassai January 24, 2014

mouth chimney

Blowing out the side of your mouth away from your spoon partner to make sure you are not breathing in your partners face.

1: Sheesh! Could you stop breathing all over me Darth Vader!

2: Oh, sorry! I forgot to make a mouth chimney for you! There is that better?
1: Yes, thank you.

by wurdsmyth November 16, 2009

chineye

a slag, who is really fake. flat and not funny. is so unoriginal that she tries to be other people. very very insecure.

some rando: have you chineye
everyone: yeah she’s out there with all the lads and her skirt up her arse

by roadmanbethany October 22, 2019

Chodney

A short, fat man/boy. Basically a fat dwarf. Often hairy and unattractive.

Eric Cartman is a chodney.

by matrixbadger May 30, 2009