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scratched his cheeks

When you shot someone with a gun and they survived.
"I thought you were gon' take care of that dude, Mike"
"Nah, I just scratched his cheeks"
by MC$uspect June 26, 2019
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Cheeky nandos

A cheeky nandos is when you are shopping around the town centre with your fresh new nike air max trainers , stretch skinny jeans rolled up just once and your hype vest on. Joe suggests that you need to step up the banter. You and the lads gather up after listening to your favorite deep house tune and having a quick shuffelling sesh, decide to smash out a cheeky nandos before snap chatting that you are off to the gym.
Oi lads let's go for a quick cheeky nandos
by TheLADS May 15, 2015
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checkout dick

Male. Serves people on the checkout/cashier/desk at a supermarket or department store. Opposite of checkout chick.
a) "My boyfriend's a checkout dick...."
b) "That checkout dick was SO cute!!!"
by Candini January 4, 2008
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Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)

A poopie that comes out so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
Ahh man! I took a shit and "power dumped!"
by john March 4, 2004
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tongue in cheek

A tongue-in-cheek statement is spoken in a dead serious manner knowing full well that the intent of the statement is a joke.
On the Carol Burnett Show. Tim Conway would do a tongue in cheek routine with a straight face making everyone else on the show crack up laughing.
by rainbow chaser August 16, 2016
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spreading them cheeks

When one spreads their glutes in preparation for Penetration or any penial objects.
friend 1: "yo did you tap that last night?"

friend 2: "yeah bro, I had her spreading them cheeks for me"
by Trinitron_89 March 19, 2017
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Cheeky Nandos

A term used on facebook, usually by fuckboys who think they're cool, referring to a group outing or just a simple hang out

Top notch banter
you know when you go down town with the lads and you all realize you’re hank marvin’ so you say “lads let’s go Maccers” but your mate Smithy a.k.a. The Bantersaurus Rex has some mula left on his nandos gift card and he’s like “mate let’s a have a cheeky nandos on me” and you go “Smithy my son you’re an absolute ledge” so you go have an extra cheeky nandos with a side order of Top Quality Banter
by Haru Haru May 14, 2015
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