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Dog Cheese

Smegma around the penile glans. Usually found on an uncut male with poor hygiene
I haven’t showered in two weeks. I got a bad case of dog cheese right now.

She went down on me and pulled back the skin and gagged a little on my dog cheese.
by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020
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chili cheese fritos

A warning sign that the girl you just had sexual intercorse with might have a STI or STD. You can tell a girl has this condition if her coochie smells or tastes like a gas station bathroom.
John: (scratches dick) “I ate this girl out and it tasted like Chili Cheese Fritos .”
Mike: “Bro, see a doctor.”
John: (fucking dies)
by Steve Calzone October 28, 2020
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Biggie Cheese

A rapper from the movie Barnyard that has become a meme from a furry roleplay where they invite over Biggie Cheese, and he walks in and says hey, and proceeds to have a 3some with them
*Bigge Cheese Walks In*
"Hey I'm Biggie Cheese"
by Hanzzz November 29, 2016
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Chocolate Cheese Grater

When a man takes a firm shit and uses a cheese grater to grind it over a woman's face. The man may then proceed to ejaculate on top as icing on the cake.
Man 1: Dude I totally pulled the chocolate cheese grater on my girl last night!

Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?

Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.
by kakmasta April 6, 2009
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Cheese It!

To run away from the scene of a crime/what you say when you're running away when you've done something wrong.
Mainly used by Bender in Futurama.
*after playing a prank on the Dean*
Bender: Cheese it!
by Fluffy_the_insane_kitten August 20, 2005
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Magic Cheese

Noun

1. A type of cheese with magical properties off the scale of mankind, and unable to be comprehended by the meager percentage of our brain that we use. Often resembles Swiss, only in the color of cheddar.
2. The answer to all your lunch, dinner, and snack-time problems.
3. The subject of a question you use in order to answer another question.
1. "I survived a shotgun blast to the head. I think it was the doing of Magic Cheese."
2. "Time for a Magic Cheese sandwich."
3. "Let me answer that question with another question; do you believe in Magic Cheese?"
by Echelon and Zombie March 6, 2005
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Cheeseburger picnic

A picnic involving many people on the show "trailer park boys" but mostly randy , he is the one trying to have a nice friendly cheeseburger picnic but it gets all fucked up by ricky.
"I was just trying to have a nice cheeseburger picnic BUT IT GOT ALL FUCKED UP!!"
by g-l420 August 16, 2009
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