carlton

Industrious.... A gathering place for farmers.

Carlton takes ministry and caring for God's people seriously.

by nathaniel miles I December 21, 2016

Charleston Chew

A sexual act in which a pickle, or similarly phallic item is inserted approximately halfway into the anus, and then removed, inserted in the opposite direction, and eaten until the protruding portion is flush with the skin.

"This pickle is covered in shit. DELICIOUS!"

"Lloyd gave me the best charleston chew last night! He used a banana!"

by teamspetsnaz March 4, 2009

Carleton

A third-rate Canadian University in a third rate City (Ottawa).

A common joke about Carleton is that the "K" stands for "Quality".

Explanation: The hard "C" in "Carleton" sounds like a "K", which also sounds like the hard "Q" in "Quality", point being Carleton grads can't even spell.

Q: "Where did you go to University?"

A: "I didn't, I went to Carleton"

by CarletonGrad February 28, 2010

Charlestown Pinch

When you're wiping your anus after pooping and you don't want to get the poop on your balls, you pinch the toilet paper together to get the last bit of poop.

I had sticky poop so I performed a charlestown pinch to keep clean.

by Ian[FL] November 11, 2006

Carlton Coon

Anthropologist who put East Africans as caucasian.

Carlton Coon said, "that Ethiopians have a caucasian skull."

by coonlover July 8, 2006

carlton

An occuring scab, pimple, or rash, that appears on the clitoris. A "carlton" is usually found on girls who engage in risky behavior. Sometimes Carltons can be itchy, and can release a pus discharge when irritated, and can spread to parts of the leg, and other areas of the groin. In some casses, a Carlton can turn into another type of rash called a "Ty", and this has the same symptoms, however a Ty effects between the vigina and the anus. The best way to get rid of "Ty"s or "Carlton"s is to clean the effected area often, and use neosporin and powder after showering.

Yeah, I heard she got a Carlton from having way too much sex.

by cobi beal November 13, 2010

Daniyah Charlton

A female dog. SHe also attacks for no reason. Watch with extreme caution.

D: Is that Daniyah Charlton?
T: I think so.
K: Yeah, she's mean but I'd smash.

by That_Dude_14 May 30, 2018