a person who goons all the time. by all the time I mean all the time. I mean they have a 34 hour gooning streak over the weekend, and they wonder why they are tired all the time. they goon in school, in work (if they manage to get a job) they goon at home most often and they even goon at family gatherings.
dog, i managed to goon for 78 hours a couple days ago
so that's why you weren't at school you certified gooner, and stop looking at my tits loser
But why? I am the epiphony of rizz
i will let you think that
wanna be my sex toy?
*dials 911
so that's why you weren't at school you certified gooner, and stop looking at my tits loser
But why? I am the epiphony of rizz
i will let you think that
wanna be my sex toy?
*dials 911
by himolton April 25, 2024
Get the certified goonermug. 
Someone who is formally educated in the school or Charisma being filled with a such a mass quantity of charisma it turns into Rizz which in exchange makes you certified and attracts various woman and or men.
by Elric July 22, 2024
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by Certified Cheeseboy November 22, 2021
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Get the certified ass clappermug. by SGill1202 September 3, 2021
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by Anonymousiq November 17, 2017
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