custard cunt

a woman who sleeps around so much she constantly has some guys "custard" in her vagina

"That chick is a real custard cunt"

by Hannmontana June 16, 2008

ebony custard

Black ejaculate (cum, sperm, seed)

When Takeshia got through with Tyrone's member, she drooled ebony custard.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005

tubby custard

A cute, adorable chubby person of any race gender or origin.

Oh my gosh, you're a tubby custard

by XxMMxX May 18, 2017

costard

Someone devoted enough to a TV show, movie, or comic to dress up like a character from it; a cosplayer.

- What's up with the stupid clothes?
- Nothing, they're just costards.

by Jeremy March 1, 2005

Custardio

Spanish-esque slang for residue left on womens knickers after a couple of days use. Used mostly in song

Smelly dirty bitch, bet she's got some custardio.
*song* 'Custardio, woo oh oh oh, cust-ard-io, woh oh oh oh'

by freddyflush October 19, 2008

cattard

A retarded cat unable to function like a normal cat.

Dude,your cat is such a cattard!!

by Mr Blobbykins! October 19, 2010

Cunt Custard

The combination of sperm and the womens juices oozing out of a womans cunt after they have both cum

had to change the sheets after all the cunt custard oozed out of her cunt and onto the sheets

by aw74 March 10, 2011