Knowing Cassie, how can I put this plainly? Simply put, this is one hell of a ride. Knowing an Cassie will change your life, for the good and for the bad. There’s ups, downs, and laughs of 100 decimals. There’s ins, outs, and all sort of roundabouts. If there is laughter it will usually be accompanied by running very very fast away. The amount of gluten free bread crumbs you will have to gnaw away at will simply be no match for the gluten free bread that will give you the stomach ache of a lifetime. Cassie is shy at first, but will soon make her lion roar known to all men and humans alike. When she meets up with her close friend Black Beauty and the newest one Sunflower Dress, it’s all over for the boys in town. Girls don’t stand a chance when Cassie is on the loose. Buckle in, because this is one hell of a ride, and you don’t want to be losing any teeth on the way. Remember emergencies only when you go home to see Mummy.
“Cassie? That girl gave me a whole pack of gluten free breadcrumbs!”
“You can keep that for an entire year - They don’t go out of date!”
“You can keep that for an entire year - They don’t go out of date!”
by squirrelmetimbers December 24, 2023
The most annoyingly terrible person ever. It is just so easy to hate them because they are always so shitty and rude. They're the type of person to trip little kids for the fun of it and just walk away.
Person 1: I can't stand Cassie today, she's just such a bitch.
Person 2: I know! Yesterday she tripped my little cousin for no reason and he hit his face on the dresser!
Person 2: I know! Yesterday she tripped my little cousin for no reason and he hit his face on the dresser!
by Reet ard ln2 August 01, 2020
Cassies are the most beautiful creations that god has made with their long blonde hair blue eyes and tan skin Cassies are typically tall and very beautiful and the clothes they look good in very from short shorts to sweats and from crop tops to jakets and Cassies are typically very smart and successful so if a cassie gives you advice definitely put it into consideration and if you ever get the chance to date a Cassie defiantly do it because you will never get a chance like this twice
by How's Life?... November 25, 2018
Guy 1. Damn bro that girl drinks like Cassie
Guy 2:I think that is Cassie, see how everyone's trying to talk to he but shes ignoring them and saying shes lonely.
Guy 2:I think that is Cassie, see how everyone's trying to talk to he but shes ignoring them and saying shes lonely.
by Papasmurf2 November 30, 2018
Any creature with a trait that immediately makes you think of a person. Most commonly a pink haired fictional woman.
by Ehmu February 10, 2024
Either the life of the party or the buzz kill of the night. A bit emotionally manipulative, but is super cute while doing it. Lives up to the name Cassandra, the prophet who no one believed since everyone tries to gaslight them.
Did you see Cassie last night? She was so grouchy then 11:53 PM came and she was killing it in beer pong
by Torontho3 July 29, 2023