Taking a stack on a slippery surface in a drunken state in disgrace. Often resulting in a large gash to the head.
Mate, he “Pullza Cassidy” just about every time he goes out. I’m sick of going to the hospital with him.
by Cassidya December 7, 2018

ellis cassidy is a very odd creature.it has only been seen a couple of times because IT stays in bed at home.The beast has one friend, its friend is its teddy bear (the feeling is not mutal).If you see the beast make sure you throw your high heels aside and you should be okay aslong as you dont have shit loads of make up on.
by gaylord008 May 25, 2018

“New bitch named Cassidy shawty got lung capacity why she keep throwing that ass at me damn she got the audacity”- Hot Tub by Yung Gravy
by Homie_Hopper April 28, 2022

by Hawkillo November 13, 2020

Cassidy is a cunning linguist, a fucking gymnast; he will cunnilingus on your
pussy lips like a cookies n' cream thickshake.
Some people say that
he has delusions of grandeur, however his grandeur is in no way a delusion; as when he simply makes eye contact with any female, their G-Spots explode like Hiroshima X 911.
He is a multi-millionaire philanthropist and humanitarian; He will turn any man's girlfriend into an aquarium full of fish.
He is also super sensitive and caring. As the leader of The International Feminists Association For Feminists, he is the number one women's rights activist in the entire world
pussy lips like a cookies n' cream thickshake.
Some people say that
he has delusions of grandeur, however his grandeur is in no way a delusion; as when he simply makes eye contact with any female, their G-Spots explode like Hiroshima X 911.
He is a multi-millionaire philanthropist and humanitarian; He will turn any man's girlfriend into an aquarium full of fish.
He is also super sensitive and caring. As the leader of The International Feminists Association For Feminists, he is the number one women's rights activist in the entire world
Cassidy is a God amongst men
Cassidy, I have your results in and your penis weighs exactly 11 kilograms
Cassidy, I have your results in and your penis weighs exactly 11 kilograms
by Barack Saddam Hussein Obama November 22, 2021

by The duck lord name isn't known December 1, 2021

The best couple together, a perfect set of names that not only sound good together, but they also tend to be power couples. The type of couple you'd call corny, the type of couple staying up late on phone calls, the type of couple with a hundred inside jokes that make no sense, the type of couple going all out for each other, the type of couple with healthy communication, the type of couple that actually lasts for centuries to come
by jumpjumpjump333 May 21, 2025
