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carrots

An orange vegetable commonly used to stick up someone's asshole.
On prom night, after Bailey fell asleep, we stuck 7 carrots up her asshole, 1 away from the record thomas set last year.
by b-rett62436 August 29, 2008
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Wet Carrot

A girl who's hot so everyone tells them they're interesting and special.

Then after they're looks fade they realize they're about as interesting as a wet carrot.
She's got a wicked body but she's such a wet carrot.
by wass clayton October 11, 2008
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Carrot in a breeze

1: dance move created by Irish man Dave of team awesome sauce. First recognised in New Zealand at clubs in Taupo, queens town and Auckland. It had since been picked up in Australia, Germany and the uk.
Reminiscent of a carrot swaying in the breeze, it is performed in groups similar to the gangnam style.

2: a sex position similar to doggy style but the male sways his hand in front of his face like a 'carrot in a breeze' while pumping.
1: I was I a club last night and the whole place was ' carroting'.

2:I picked this woman up last night, I gave her a carrot in a breeze.
by Dave burton October 12, 2013
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lawn carrot

Fat and hair mexican that is lazy
a fat and hair mexican lawn carrot
by yoyo2555 December 21, 2008
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wet carrot

a carrot used for masturbation purposes and becomes wet as a result
Mary was really horny and used a carrot to pleasure herself. Then offered me the use of her wet carrot, but I was afraid she had an STD.
by SparkleAndShine10 November 27, 2011
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carrot-cake

(noun)
1.A cake made with walnuts and carrot gratings. Usually made by your mum or grandma.
2.The term used to decribe a cake face who has used too much fake tan.
1.OMG mum made the best carrot-cake the other day!
2.Oh greaaat, Carrot-Cake and that un-evolved ape over there are playing tonsil hockey again...
by Noor , xx March 16, 2008
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Carrots

"I almost gave some money to a hobo the other day, but then I thought, he'll only spend it on smack, so I bought him a bag of carrots instead."
by ring_leader_uk May 14, 2009
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