Continental Condom

When you choose a condom of your choice and use the same condom to fuck 7 different women from each of the 7 continents.

Jimmy had realized after too much partying at the club he had obtained a continental condom.

by teleportbread43days August 20, 2014

no-condom rule

When you are fingering a girl and your hand comes back very wet without you having done almost nothing, you are allowed to have sex without a condom.

Damn bitch, you wet as fuck. The no-condom rule is officially in effect.

by jojokokoploplobeebee December 25, 2016

Nature’s condom

When u take the banana out of its peel and replace it with ur penis. Thus u have ur dick in a banana peel.

Like ma homemade fleshlight

Oh u mean nature’s condom

by Ser poohole December 27, 2019

condom

a piece of rubber you shove your manhood into to prevent you from being on the jeremy kyle show.

holly: i don't want your fluid inside me
olly: don't worry! i have a condom!

by yamar September 30, 2009

Candimate

Recruitment Term, a candidate who can also throw up some business leads and is an all round good guy!

Keith Smith fixed me up with an awesome leade into the company I have been targeting, hes my candimate!

also see Candihate

by do-you-want-to-buy-a-vowl December 9, 2010

Camdom

a large condom that is extra thin

i cant fuck my girl with a standard condom, have you not got a camdom?

this pussy is nasty i need a big thin condom.. where is the camdom machine

by hindbark February 20, 2011

Condombate

1) The act of masturbating with a condom on. Primarily done to avoid cleaning up afterwards.

2) An alternate way of playing the penis game, where one uses the word condombate instead of contemplate.

1)

Mike: Dude, I just found a condom in the toilet. Did someone have sex last night?

Eugene: Nah, it was just me. I condombated to some porn.

2)
Last night, as I was staring at the stars, I was condombating the myriad mysteries of the universe.

by groundhawk April 2, 2012