Canadian Pretzel

When you eat a girl out who is bent in the shape of a pretzel with a side of poutine in her.

Me and my gf are going to have a Canadian Pretzel tonight.

by BUCK-UwU December 23, 2018

canadian girlfriend

When your buddy keeps saying he's got a girlfriend, but you never meet her. Imaginary girlfriend.

Vince: "Trevor, why haven't we met your girlfriend? You've been dating for over a year."
Trevor: "She's really busy."
Vince: "Oh, yeah, I forgot how busy Canadians can be."
Trevor: "What?"
Mike: "Vince is just saying you've got a Canadian girlfriend, that's all."

by M Digga August 16, 2006

Canadian Taco

When a guy pours maple syrup on his lady's vagina before he goes down on her.

"Last night, my girl wasn't so "fresh" so I decided if she wanted me to go eat her out, it'd have to be a canadian taco"

by Tina Tacco May 6, 2014

Canadian Buttfucker

1) One who is a complete tool or asshole.

2) A person who is unnervingly annoying.

3) Someone who fucks the butts of Canadians.

1) Person 1: Sally's boyfriend is a real Canadian Buttfucker.

2) Person 1: "Are we there yet?"
Person 2: "Shut up, Canadian Buttfucker!"

3) Person 1: "Who's a Canadian Buttfucker?"
Person 2: "Hitler."

by CBF4Life! September 18, 2010

Canadian passport

The mullet haircut. Known by many other names such as the "short-long," "ape cape," and "the Longueuil."

Stew's Canadian passport is almost a skullet.

by Filthy Boss December 9, 2007

Canadian History

A deliciously nubile vagina. Pure and fresh as the Canadian Rockies and warm and soothing like Harrison Hot Springs....as wet as a Great Lake, yet tight like Welland Canal. Scented like the Hatley Park Rose Gardens, it gives off an intoxicating aroma....with just a hint of maple. Well trimmed golden sheaves remniscent of prarie wheat, truly a splendour to behold. Best to be enjoyed during the summer months.

Hoser A: Let's head down to the pub and see if we can get some Canadian History....

Hoser B: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard it called......but to hell with it, I do likes the beaver....let's roll....

by wangstank February 5, 2010

Canadian Uppercut

A powerful cunt punch.

When your bitch is acting up and she won’t listen, drop to one knee and give her a power Canadian Uppercut to the cunt.

by Dogtooth Crew June 1, 2019