Caleb

Caleb is a migit and a bad friend, he tends to joke around a lot and he thinks he is soo cool!
He is a butthead and is good at sports, he is arrogant and rude. He will burp in front of anyone, even the girl he likes!

Eww, he is such a Caleb!

by FYIdontdateacaleb June 6, 2019

Caleb

Is a horrible disgusting boy. He attemps to get a girlfriend but nobody likes him. He is a sexual abuser at at school. HUMPING LADIES IS HIS ONLY HOBBY!

YUCK HE IS A CALEB!

by Slayy16Star February 4, 2018

Caleb

always ends up with the sexy supposed to have been straight men the ones with girlfriends or pregnant lovers of the sort... totaly sexy himself it makes everyone want to turn fag when they see him and his straight till turned caleb lovers with him...Sad and depressing how good calebs make out gay couples well straight men turned gay coupling to be. But ultimatelly sexy as all hell they end up being the most attractive wonderful couples in the world... it is sickenly true and for some reason the turnies turn out to be d or k starting letter names...Like dan or derrick or kyle so they always have the coupling initals or c.d or c.k... ckb wut..a fuxkin sexy queer.

Caleb always ties to the initials c.d or c.k as in this c.d couple is queer.. but beautiful or caleb and kyle ck b is a queer smelling cologne... calvin is inkliened to be gay....But sexy as all hell a real pisser offer for women or the women of the man they the calebs alwasy steal

by Derke March 12, 2009

Caleb

A Caleb is a young adult. lacking father figure in his life for this he turns into a big mash of I don't give a flying fuck. Probably the most rasist guy you will meet considered a manwhore traveling from girl to girl and settling down with some short and buff

He's Caleb

by Johnnyfromthebronx December 18, 2014

Caleb

Likes putting his peepee inside of dogs

Caleb likes his peepee inside of dogs

by Savageslayer69 November 28, 2018

Caleb

Special, but not like unique or anything, just probably a fucking retard.

Wow, I think Caleb is autistic.

by Caleb_XD_LitFam_Swag_IWannaDie May 24, 2018

Caleb

Usually an out of shape guy who sends very rapey vibes in flirting situations. A Caleb usually claims to have huge muscles but in reality looks like a forty year old dad with nothing but a beer gut. Required characteristics must include: cheap beer (usually something like PBR), and multiple fast food bags claiming "it's bulking season" and lives by the life motto "if she's 16, I'm 16". This less than impressive creature is usually found at gyms at an uncomfortable distance behind the most attractive underage girl there.

Dude 1: I just saw a Caleb at the gym today.

Dude 2: How do you know?
Dude 1: He said "I just love the feeling of steel in my hands."
Dude 2: Oh he's definitely a Caleb.

by saving ryan September 19, 2017