An unusually skinny thot that you love unconditionally, even if he says things are gay too often.
Usually smells worse than a Sebastian but better than a Niya
Usually smells worse than a Sebastian but better than a Niya
by Sebastian. December 21, 2018
by BaldisDad April 29, 2019
always ends up with the sexy supposed to have been straight men the ones with girlfriends or pregnant lovers of the sort... totaly sexy himself it makes everyone want to turn fag when they see him and his straight till turned caleb lovers with him...Sad and depressing how good calebs make out gay couples well straight men turned gay coupling to be. But ultimatelly sexy as all hell they end up being the most attractive wonderful couples in the world... it is sickenly true and for some reason the turnies turn out to be d or k starting letter names...Like dan or derrick or kyle so they always have the coupling initals or c.d or c.k... ckb wut..a fuxkin sexy queer.
Caleb always ties to the initials c.d or c.k as in this c.d couple is queer.. but beautiful or caleb and kyle ck b is a queer smelling cologne... calvin is inkliened to be gay....But sexy as all hell a real pisser offer for women or the women of the man they the calebs alwasy steal
by Derke March 12, 2009
A Caleb is a young adult. lacking father figure in his life for this he turns into a big mash of I don't give a flying fuck. Probably the most rasist guy you will meet considered a manwhore traveling from girl to girl and settling down with some short and buff
He's Caleb
by Johnnyfromthebronx December 19, 2014
Usually an out of shape guy who sends very rapey vibes in flirting situations. A Caleb usually claims to have huge muscles but in reality looks like a forty year old dad with nothing but a beer gut. Required characteristics must include: cheap beer (usually something like PBR), and multiple fast food bags claiming "it's bulking season" and lives by the life motto "if she's 16, I'm 16". This less than impressive creature is usually found at gyms at an uncomfortable distance behind the most attractive underage girl there.
Dude 1: I just saw a Caleb at the gym today.
Dude 2: How do you know?
Dude 1: He said "I just love the feeling of steel in my hands."
Dude 2: Oh he's definitely a Caleb.
Dude 2: How do you know?
Dude 1: He said "I just love the feeling of steel in my hands."
Dude 2: Oh he's definitely a Caleb.
by saving ryan September 19, 2017
by Savageslayer69 November 28, 2018