Calan

Calan is the type of person to bully you then try and make out with you bc he doesn’t have any girls. Calan is also the type of person to be friends with a kid named khanye and suck on his 7 inch dick on a daily

That kid is friends with khanye, he must be a calan

by BigBrollicBlackDude January 31, 2020

calamari

Since calamari is often described as "rubber meat," calamari can be used as a sexual innuendo referring to a blow job while wearing a condom.

She looked pretty hungry, but her mouth was pretty nasty, so I opted for the calamri.

by shrooks January 24, 2005

Calaen

A Very Athletic Basketball player by far the best guard at his age. also a nice guy to girls when they are nice to them

Hey do you know calaen

Yeah i love him

by Fugdeina123 January 6, 2010

caamano

Some fuckwit, will find any possible way to make your life a living cringe.

"There's that caamano guy"
"My urge to suicide increases to 80% when he is around

by Slergo December 15, 2016

calander

One year (origin: memphis)

Man, I got pulled over for a stupid weapons charge. They talkin' bout me doin a whole calander!

by poolpimp August 9, 2006

Calamity DEWPAB

a person of calamitous nature who blunders around everywhere and who also makes grave errors of judgement and creates awkwardness

do you know that guy who pulled another boy after he smashed that mustard pot and chundered on his shoes?
yeah man, he is such a calamity dewpab

by CGPo May 29, 2010

Caladien

Caladien was a little boy from Mass who thought the whole gaming world revolved around him. Claimed to make up certain words that have been around for a long long time.

In fact, this little boy is the biggest selfpwning moron on the planet. Who tries to flame people, but fails miserably. Points people towards dictionary.com, when in fact he cant even spell himself and will get at least one word embarrassingly mispelt during the process of it.

VGF?

Dude you spell just as good as Caladien!

Youre a nerd, just like Caladien =D

Caladien owns you! (Uber insult)

by Moronicus Maximus September 25, 2004