An offensive word used to name Mexican people. Derived from incidents where illegal immigrants accidentaly land on cactus as the jump the border.
by doooz July 23, 2008
It is the flipside to Frosty the Snowman, when little border children fill up on chulupes and tacos and strap on their trainer sombreros, and dance and sing around a cactus, it comes to life and doesnt dance, but runs and wrecks havac on townspeople. It kills babies and houses criminals. It also knows how to spicy canary, but thats a different story entirely.
GAUNTAMELO AMILHIO HULIO MARTINEZ-GOMEZ-SANCHAZ! TAKE OFF THAT SOMBRERO AND PUKE UP THAT BURRITO! If you sing around that cactus it will become an angry cactus and eat a baby.
by Yugio Cards May 31, 2011
to line the rim with needles from a cactus and then sit on your partners face. or alternatively shove a cactus in your ass so their cock gets a nasty shock.
by anal12345 March 04, 2012
A state of mind created by drug users, alcoholics and depressed people that keep them locked in a cycle of pain, remorse and self-pity. When you are hugging the cactus, you are purposefully holding onto past pain, regrets, resentment, blame and other issues that prevent you from moving forward in a positive manner. The goal of therapy and self-realization is to “let go” and “stop hugging the cactus.”
Robert Downey Jr once told a story of his past drug abuse and alcoholism days where Mel Gibson helped him by telling him to stop “hugging the cactus!” Robert stated this realization allowed him to let go of his past and move forward.
by Funkensteins Lab February 21, 2021
by Chris H., Pip R. January 14, 2009
When you shave your pubes and wait til you grow back stubble. You then take your significant other's face and rub it vigorously on the stubble til they get a rash.
by Gclipse December 23, 2009
people who are extremely horny and/or can't pull any dudes so they're left with one option; fucking a cactus. they could also be a masochist.
by kanxbsnkalka July 27, 2017