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Jumper cables

Jumper Cables is a game where participants, typically standing in a circle, use a pairs of jumper cables to beat one another until only one participant is left standing.
by Doglyus June 26, 2024
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Cable and chill

No Netflix and chill; at which times an acceptable substitute is cable.
Long john: hey babe, I discontinued Netflix wanna cable and chill?
by FluffyPinkUnicorn August 18, 2019
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Cable and Commitment

When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.
(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)

Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*

Husband: Ugh

(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)

Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night
by Andy Fong Chong March 21, 2016
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Laying a cable

Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”
by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018
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Cable bake

A cable bake is a traditional get-together held by audio professionals where cables are laid out in the sun to remove their kinks and ensure correct wraping. It is a cause for community celebration and togetherness, typically involving potluck style food, merriment, and drinking adult beverages.
My buddy is hosting a cable bake tonight, let's bring some food and make a party out of it.
by Xx_Audiofreak_xX August 6, 2015
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killin' cable

watching alot of telivision
ex. watchin the flava flave marathon all day... your killin' cable
by Sophie,Casey and Lauren January 26, 2007
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