cooch weasel

a boy who slaps two bitches at ones time so he can get mad poon.

"Dylan you are such a cooch weasel"

by sergio12 August 3, 2007

Cooch kick

When a woman proceeds to piss off her significant other, after the man being frustrated asks to have sex. Before or after (depending on how the man feels) then kicks his woman right in the groinal area.

"man my bitch was makin me angry so i gave her a jolly ol' cooch kick"

by phildo reynolds September 29, 2006

Cooch Stew

When it's that awful time of the month this is a batch of what lands in your panties. ewww

Hey Bob! How bout a nice pot of some ol'cooche stew? Yum. Of course this would only come about if Bob wanted some sexin'....

by Menwa79 April 9, 2003

Side Cooch

Guy rule; If your girlfriend/boyfriend lives more than 3 states away, you have permission to have a replacement to quench ones sexual needs.

Jake's girlfriend lives in Texas, Jake lives in Ohio. As a result, Jake has side cooch with his locker buddy, Veronica.

by Stuntmanjd October 4, 2009

Cooch Butt

1. Vagina Ass
2. Gay Sex Anus
3. Someone who takes it in the butt... referring mostly to males, but occasionally to females (to be used mostly in a derogatory manner)
4. Someone who is a tool/dick

See that frat guy with the flipped collar and the sideways hat? He's a real cooch butt.

Dude, did you hear that Jeff dumped his girlfriend and became a cooch butt?

Man I knew that girl was freaky, but I never knew she was a cooch butt!

by GNB October 18, 2005

cooch pooch

A dog acquired for the purpose of attracting the attention of desirable women.

Did you see the pug Tim brought home from the pound last week? Bitch is a real cooch pooch.

by Brolock December 31, 2008

Man Cooch

The term to describe a man's genitals, or body.
A male who you are close with sexually (sex buddy) or is your boyfriend or "bitch".
Any guy that you think is sexy and you want to get with.

I wanna go see my Man Cooch Joey tonight.

by Caitlin Hickson August 22, 2007