clingon

when you have had a turd and don't wipe ya botty properly

i just had a crap and i have found a dirty ole cliggon

by whinney the poo August 8, 2003

clinging poo

It's simply this. It is shit that does not come off your butt hole. You know how sometimes there is that little piece of shit that just wont come off well now there is a name for it. You have to just wiggle your ass a little to get it off or simply grap a piece of toilet paper and grab the poo and put it in the toilet (2 squares for best results.) If it does not come off then call a doctor ASAP.

Little tiny piece of shit like lets say the size of a golf ball that doesnt come off.

by Ryan Moynihan May 20, 2005

Clingers

Person/People that hangs around someone (usually a hot chick) all the time in an attempt to get a date, number, ITM, etc.

Man look at all those clingers trying to walk that hot chick to class!

by CP November 18, 2004

Poo Clingers

when poos stick to the hairs on a mans bum after taking a big as shit.

guy 1: "bro i got the worst poo clingers!"
guy 2: "oh shit!!! gutted cuz!! i get the meanest poo clingers after i eat curry aye"
guy 1: "i have the hairiest crack ever man.. whenever i take a shit the poo just lingers gee.. i need to like take a shower and wash my ass thoroughly to get rid of my shitty crack"

guy 2: "WOW! way too much information there bro.. you should of just stopped at worst poo clingers..."

AWKWARD

by pooclinger September 10, 2010

chingy

An ugly ass rapper who gets his money by being MTV's little ass-boy.

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by Freak Obscene April 25, 2004

cliggy

A cellular telephone or other personal electronic device.

Please turn off or silence your cliggy during our feature presentation.

by Paul Murphy December 11, 2005

Clingymonster

1. A headcrab, also seen in Half-life.
2. A facehugger, also seen in Alien.
3. A small, furry creature that creeps into your bed in the early hours.

1. 4rgh, +3h cl1||gy|\/|0||5+3r just pw||3d meh!!111
2. Jonesy, dont look now- there is a clingymonster behind you. We're wasted, man.
3. Mhmm, that darn clingymonster ate my cheese again. I must buy some more, but, not in the early hours!

by Danokun August 1, 2005