Grandma Chooch

An incredibly slow driver who is typically named Brian. Basically it's a slow driver who shouldn't be driving. Damnit Brian

Person 1:That jerk in front is going 35 in a 75.
Person 2: don't worry they're just a Grandma Chooch

by anonymous July 18, 2021

Chooch

(Noun) describing a vape. Commonly used so that people around you do not know what you are talking about.

“Have you got the chooch”
“Oi wanna go chooch”

by Hmumper123 August 7, 2021

Chooch

Slang word for a nicotine device or vape typically used by younger people. The term comes from a reference to the steam (vapour) a train expels when it uses its steam whistle (choo-choo)

Bro 1: Hey bro can I hit your chooch?
Bro 2: Sure, but its almost empty.

by DoucheKanoe October 30, 2025

Chooch

A chooch is when your friend lola drops cheese on her cooch. (cheesy cooch)

"Lola, you have a chooch"

by kels25 November 10, 2025

Chooch

A lazy piece of shit deli employee.

Zach is being a chooch like normal.

by Chicken guy 666 December 10, 2025

Chooch

Chooch (noun, verb)

A term of endearment or admiration, used to describe a person, regardless of gender, who embodies charm, confidence, and positive energy. It is the non-binary version of “chula” or “chulo.”

To adjust, finesse, or improve something with skill, care, and a positive touch.

Note: “Chooch” carries a positive connotation and is often used to uplift or encourage someone or something.

Hey, Chooch!
I just need to chooch my makeup, then I'll be good to go!

by Choochik March 25, 2025

Chooch

A Classy Nic Stick.

Brooooo lemme hit the chooch!!!

by PoopyAss900 November 24, 2021