Captian Stabbin

The absolute owner of young girls.

An old white guy

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

Captian Browneye

Someone who has to go poop more than once in an eight hour shift of work.This person also times his poops during the busiest time of the day.

Boss:What is taking so long to get these cars washed?

Peon:Sorry sir but,you have me paired up with Captian Browneye.

Boss:Paging Capt.Browneye

by Captian Stooley April 4, 2006

Cactipus

A mythical creature that is a mix between a cactus and a octopus. It has 8 legs and a bunch of little prickles on it. Quite Genius.

JFK was not assassinated by a man, no it was much worse, he was attacked by a wild Cactipus! He didnt have much hope for survival and they used the "assassination" excuse to cover up all the evidence.

by I CAN Belive Its Not Butter January 13, 2009

Carbing

The act of eating a lot of carbohydrates. Usually performed during bulking season.

That's a lot of carbs bro!?
It's bulking season dude, I'm Carbing!

carbs bulking nom nom

by Dr. Loud March 15, 2016

comedy-captive

A person who politely smiles and feigns amusement, while someone in their presence re-enacts a comedy sequence so poorly that others nearby are embarrassed.

John's longwinded retelling of the usually hilarious apoopalypse skit made me a comedy-captive for four painful minutes.

by ram March 8, 2005

Carbicide

To end life by eating lot's of carbs till you die.

Bruno is gonna committee carbicide after OJ was token.

by BrunoJ July 15, 2009

carbicide

attempting to commit suicide by consuming a massive amount of carbohydrate loaded foods.

After the girl got rejected by her dream boyfriend, she decided that the only choice left was to attempt carbicide.

by ndbabe27 June 17, 2011