D-day capacitor

Noun. The part of the brain normally only found in female humans though not exclusively, which stores each and every little thing a partner does wrong, which is annoying, etc. Instead of sending the signal "They have done something you do not like. Tell them so they can learn and grow.", this brain centre will store all these incidents. Then, on the day they wish to dump their partner (D-day), this part of the brain will unleash all these stored memories to counteract the guilt caused in the act of dumping.

"And they told me of the time I did the laundry and left a dirty sock in the basket. And the time I asked to live together, and they assumed I meant right now. And one day cleaning the cutlery and pots, I left a fork on the counter, and..."
"Dude! They fully discharged their D-day capacitor on you! I'll never get why people do that instead of telling you right away, so it doesn't eat away at them and allows you to learn from your mistakes."

by Dirtcreature X1 May 28, 2018

Capactomy

In electronics; the removal and replacement of all electrolytic capacitors during the repair of an electronic circuit board. This is done due to the relatively short life of electrolytic capacitors brought on by corrosion by and loss of the electrolyte.
Inspired by the term cashactomy from a Monty Python Skit about doctors who perform this procedure to remove all funds from a patients bank accounts.

This power supply has a high ripple voltage and the capacitors smell nasty, a simple CAPACTOMY should solve the problem.

by T.S. ELMORE March 4, 2011

capause

back the fuck up

catch your own space

James p is constantly in your space and allways has some thing to say to you. "Yo capause, b".

by Wiggs-n-b June 7, 2011

capanoonies

A combination of the words "crap", "pajebees", and "kahoonies"....meaning everything inside a person.

Thunder: "Kaboom"
Me: "That scared the capanoonies out of me."

by CandyP69 September 24, 2011

Capalilly

Capalilly is a term that sorority girls usually call fraternity boys in a degrading sense. The term is used without the knowledge of the person being slandered. Word usage between sorority girls and college age girls about douche bags on campus usually will come down to this word. Its the most degrading term to ever be made for a male. Describing this foul word to another will usually get you into a lot of trouble. Even saying the word capalilly in front of a superior can be grounds for termination.

Sarah "Ew, look at that douchebag he's such a fucking capalilly.."

by grammarnazi92 August 17, 2011

caparilized

Someone who comments on another persons grammar, but can't spell.

Seth cannot help being caparilized

by TomWyrick September 8, 2011

capar

What teachers are called that pretend to have a spouse and come up with excuses as to why they don't have any proof of their existence for reason unkown.
Check out also liar

Student 1: she said she's not wearing her wedding ring because it doesn't fit anymore

Student 2: bullshit she's such a capar

Student 1: you're right all capars have husbands in turkey

by The capar exposer December 14, 2015