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Canyon Bark

When a person goes without wiping for a prolonged period, causing the excrement to harden in their buttcrack. When in humid climates, it can get musty and then be called “Swamp Bark”. Can be used as decoration or garnish.
Brad: Hey Terry, you wanna come to Ariel’ s party tomorrow? Sasha’s gonna be there!
Terry: I can’t bro, I got some canyon bark brewin’ right now. It’s almost ripe!
by Elan Throbber March 16, 2025
mugGet the Canyon Barkmug.

ass canyon

an ass crack so wide that it can be considered a canyon
Mike: yoo that chick i had last night has a real ass canyon
by cheryl lynn April 30, 2022
mugGet the ass canyonmug.

canyon of boise

It's a verb.. Wgen a man goes " Canyon of Boise" then that is a person who is being super chill. It means to really be a lay-low kinda man. Mysterious. Or being massively under cover.

"Hey, whatever happened to that guy Josh? I haven't seen him around much?"

"I heard he's working for like the FBI or CIA or something."

"Yeah, I knew he was going out if state but I had no idea he'd be like all Canyon of Boise on us and just disappear like that."
"Hey bro.., why you hiding your Fake book profile?"

"Hey, I gotta disappear for a while so I'm going all Canyon of Boise for awhile."

Nobody knows where it is, nobody wants to know.. It's like the nowhere's ville of noplace land.
by Sissityray October 21, 2015
mugGet the canyon of boisemug.

Glad-canyon

When a Male and Female perform anal sex to the point where the females anus remains open after the Male pull out and removes his penis. The females anus will remain open 1-3 ) inches
(1) I gave that girl the gland-canyon of gapes.
(2) after I ass fucked that chick, she had a glad-canyon.
by Glad-canyon October 19, 2019
mugGet the Glad-canyonmug.

Canyon

Someone who sounds like a Grand Canyon. Weird. Daddy joe. Orange. Trump. Hillary. Kampala
See the canyon! So weird.
by Uiwefukhjukw November 26, 2020
mugGet the Canyonmug.

Ham Canyon

slang term for a woman's vagina , or a wimp , or someone scared
we could all see her Ham Canyon when she ripped her pants .

he is such a Ham Canyon, he wouldn't go in the house without lights on.
by Brian T. O'Hara February 7, 2019
mugGet the Ham Canyonmug.

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