CALM

4th album of an australian band called 5 seconds of summer. the album is lyricly and musicly a masterpiece. the album's name is from each band member's name's first letter. C(alum) A(shton) L(uke) M(ichael). stream CALM.

person 1: HEY DUDE YA HEARD DIS??
person 2: heard what bruh
person 1: THIS ALBUM IS FIRE MAN
person 2: what album?
person 1: CALM BY 5SOS

by gyozo June 2, 2020

Calm

The way a mentally challenged person says cool.

"Hey, I got us tickets for the concert next week."
"Calm!"
"Oh, you're retarded. Never mind."

by CharlieRashi December 14, 2021

Calm bi

A bisexual that respects every sexuality.

Be a calm bi.

And please, please, please don’t be a raging bi

I met a calm bi today, and she was super nice. I respect her.

by Chyre April 17, 2020

Calm

A reaction when someone describes the artist instead of describing the vibe of a song.

Boy: "yo bae, come listen to this new song wit me."

A few minutes later...

Girl: "he's so calm."

Boy: "he is, but the song is too, right?"

by MarvYeezNation October 9, 2024

Calm this mood down

When you are crushing hard on someone who just gives you enough of their attention to keep it up.

No one but him is gonna calm this mood down.

by Billy-Soo September 18, 2019

Calm-down wank

When you're extremely angry, so you wank to calm yourself down.

Woah hey there, you're very angry, have a calm-down wank.

by cyclopentane June 27, 2023

Calm girl

A girl who is silent for years and keeps listening and listening and listening and listening and then people keep getting more and more and more her nerves and she is patient for long and Then one day explodes and then people question her “ is she crazy ? “

She is crazy , she was little crazy before I never thought she was extremely crazy like that .
And we need to place her to mental hospital maybe . But then she is very dangerous bomb like unknown Mina and people think she is such a girl who doesn’t responds and shy and very powerless so we can say anything we want to her till we drive her crazy and then put all that blame on her together. .while she is very thoughtful lady.

Hey : you know that girl she is crazy

Hello : but I thought she was good , she is very friendly , but sometimes looks sad .

No she is crazy because I really got on her nerves too much that I don’t know how to make her a good girl again .now I can’t stop her .

So I gotta call her crazy so she can become powerless and keeps listening to every crap I say and we all can break her to the core till she becomes real crazy . Calm girl

by 1234567890986531782& April 17, 2020