What the actual shiznits

A more discrete term for “what the actual fuck?”

Todd sees a video online that is seriously absurd and weird. He wants to comment, “what the actual fuck?” To tell everyone else that reads the comments that he thinks this video is fucking weird. But, swearing is restricted in this comment section due to the guidelines. Todd wants to be smart, and knows if he comments what he wants to, his comment will be deleted, and his opinion suppressed. So, he comments, “what the actual shiznits?”. This leaves Todd with his opinion expressed and his account left without warning.

by Sidiot2.0 September 21, 2022

Actual Zombie

Used by r/AnarchChess by continuing the chain

Person 1:Google en passant
Person 2: Holy Hell
Person 3: New response just dropped
Person 4: Actual Zombie

by eef_q June 13, 2024

Lachlan but actually Stuart

Red haired boy who secretly loves cock, fantasises about sucking dick all day long and dreams of shadows

Man that dude is such a lachlan but actually stuart

by bushini349358 June 13, 2022

Gary Winthorpe (actual)

A stand up guy. Like someone on the pupil leadership team in a Scottish high school.

Wow, that's a right good Gary Winthorpe (actual)

by Wordsmitherybtw March 27, 2024

what in the actual egg

when you want to say what in the actual fuck but you want to say egg instead because you like eggs

Person named Staniel: What in the actual egg, Skip?!
Skip: I don’t like eggs. They feel weird in my mouth.

by Skip Komarov October 26, 2022

Actuals

"actuals" is an australian abbreviation to "actually", it means "damn that fr happened?" or "it did"

Savanna: "hey, do you know eminem is coming to australia to have a world tour!?"

Ben: "WAIT, ACTUALS?!"

by brooklynsobased July 6, 2024

Actualeer

Someone who often says "UM, ACKSHUALLY-".
This word comes from words such as "engineer", except instead of doing engineering, it's actualeering.

"Of course he's an actualeer, he's a complete midwit".

by AveryHyena June 14, 2025