budget baller

A person who fronts like have Bill Gates money but rents or borrows all of their bling-bling and flashy things. Only to return them as soon as possible to get their deposit back from the rental company.

A person who rents or borrows items to front like he's doing big things. Only to have to return them to the owner after they're done fronting.

Dude not only has a rented Expedition he also has rented rims… That cat is a budget baller.

Sis was at the party fronting with her best friend’s dress on. She’s definitely a budget baller.

That nukka is a budget baller for rocking his boy's whip while he's out of town.

by Brutha Foreal September 3, 2008

Budget Cut

A Budget Cut is a is an employee that really serves no purpose and could be eliminated to save money and preserve essential positions. Budget Cuts are often seen playing solitaire and Farmville, taking multiple smoke breaks, and spending most of their time gossiping about people who are actually working. The Budget Cut may provide some services; occaisionally answering a phone, telling others who to call to resolve their issue, monitoring the whereabouts of coworkers, and generally communicating in an overtly rude and annoying manner.

Jane made a mental list of employees arriving late while she took her 7:45am smoke break. Later, she shared the names with her co-worker, Dick, via IM while harvesting her crops on Farmville. Jane is a Budget Cut waiting to happen.

by Supernance November 13, 2009

come budget

A over 39 year old man that believes he is a part of the 18-29 crowd. Talks down to other middle aged men. Says his dick only gets hard after it's half way in cause he has had so much sex it's boring. Rarely sits down. Hair is usually thinning. Talks to everyone like he knows them. Thinks of himself as scene guy. Argues with hot chicks while he decides if they are his type. Used to smell like fahrenheit. Often found in strip clubs.

Tell that come budget to slither back to the shake shack and pay someone to know him.

by Jay-lay August 24, 2010

Harness Bulge

A large bulge in the frontal region of a mans harness

That rock climbing harness really shows off that harness bulge.

by sarwizzle August 21, 2011

Professor Bulge

Man with a killer bulge down in his pants. One look at his dick is life changing, and all the girls are looking at Professor Bulge!

Damn Professor Bulge is sitting right next to Angela, that lucky slut.

by Angela6969 February 23, 2019

budget hooker

A filthy, dirty, rotten, ugly slut, with a face like a smashed crab that tries to get a guy to buy her a drink for the possibility of a sexual encounter.

"Man let's get the fuck out of here! It's too late to find a good lay now, all that's left here are the budget hookers."

"Yeah, but we're gonna have to slap our way out now."

"Rooooww! Here Boys! I'm thirsty!"

"Stand down biatch! (Crack!) Budget Hooker!"

by czech yoself February 18, 2009

Battle of the Bulge

the attempt to keep ones waistline normal(from a WWII battle)

This time I am winning the Battle of the Bulge.

by Light Joker June 6, 2005