Brandon

An very angry kid who speaks fluent swearing. Enjoys misplacing his anger on things that no ordinary person would get mad at. Likely attributed to his probable small penis.

Brandon: "Do you have this Shirt in a Large?"
Store Clerk: "Nope, what you see there is all we have"
later on
Brandon: "I wanted to fuckin punch that guy when he said they had no larges, what an asshole!"
Brandon's Friend: "How is it his fault, he only works there?"
Brandon: "Fuck You"

by Schwarz77 November 25, 2011

Brandon

A slang word meaning to ejaculate in an unordly fashion. In such a way that could possibly drown the targeted woman and or woman population.

Wow, that guy just brandoned that girl...

by B-mizzy October 19, 2009

Brandon

A midget dwarf wannabe who likes to run in fields of freshly mowed Grass to tickle his balls. Hobbies may include sucking the David's dick, stealing socks and base jumping off of street curbs.

Brandon, have you seen my socks?
Brandon: my precioussss *jerks off*

by Sniv-leaf September 21, 2014

Brandon

The strongest person alive, he will knock you out first punch.

Guys be careful brandon is coming to fight us.

by jsjajfknsmcmdmwmsnncd February 5, 2017

Brandon

Weird jap that has wet dreams about women in his classroom.

Dude, did you see Brandon’s bedsheets after he was done beating off to Claudeen?

by Big meat with small feet February 3, 2019

brandon

brandon is hoe, he knows it too. he not even sneaky with it.

girl #1: You know my boyfriend Brandon ??

girl #2: Yo boyfriend ? I thought that was mines.

janitor thats always staring : thats funny because last week when i was sweeping, brandon told me to bend over and hold the dustpan.

by ifyoudontknowmeyourboydo. March 28, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is the ultimate man. Papi supreme. You will come across him when you are at your loneliest and he will brighten your life with memes. Over time you will appreciate him more and more until you realize you are soulmates. He is effortlessly cool. His wit is unmatched. Some call him a Meme God.

Man, I hope I have big dick energy like Brandon one day.

by M4rzipan January 3, 2019