British bakery

When your lover puts a krumpet in your rectum during love making to warm it for breakfast the next morning.

We have last night's British bakery to thank for this fabulous breakfast spread

by jerksmersh May 31, 2014

hella baked

When one is so high on marijuana that the term baked doesn't quite describe the mental status of the individual, so they are referred to as hella baked

Dayyyuumm that fool iz hella baked!!!

by Annonymous posta. June 16, 2015

Sugar Bake

Whenever your butt juice and taint juice mix together at the prime meridian of your pants and leak through to the chair your sitting in.

I wouldn’t sit there if I were you, It’s bound to be sugar baked.

by DaltonAndJohnsWords February 13, 2018

get barked lol

"Barking" someone is a harmless prank created around May 11th, 2021. The prank consists of a random video thats usually around the length of 3-10 seconds, and at the end, theres usually "bark glasses" on the main character(s)/item(s) in the video. Lexi, the creator of the Objectify mod, started this joke. Nobody knows how and why it's so fucking funny, but it is.

'hey look' *sends a video*
'whats with the weird glasses at the end'
'get barked lol'
'fuck you'

by Lilavender May 12, 2021

great british bake off

a beautiful, loving show about foods and fun. demonstrates the capacity of human kindness, passion, and love for sponges. love is spread with quite murmers and kind pats.

great british bake off-

mary: quite lovely
paul: doesnt work. not for me. quite bad.

but ...

good texture.

by spongeluvr March 9, 2017

removed from the baked goods list

To be “removed from the baked goods list” is to be “cancelled”.

“Ugh, I can’t believe Lisa backed out of the lease and screwed over her roommates. She’s SO removed from the baked goods list. There’s no way she’s gonna get to eat my delicious cupcakes again”.

by lowkeylol January 12, 2021

Lazy Baker

A term coined by comedians Jimmy Pardo and Mike Schmidt, which is used to either replace or describe anything that is 11. The logic behind it is that a common phrase used by bakers to describe 13 baked goods is "Bakers Dozen," and the term "Lazy Baker," implies that the baker was lazy to the point where he only made 11 pieces of baked goods.

1. Hey man, have you seen Ocean's Lazy Baker?
2. I only wanted 11 donuts, so I got a lazy baker.

by WiL S. (BoNe) August 5, 2007