Eatin apples on the broccoli

Runnin red like when your high of the chronic

Yo honie what u doin don't be eatin apples on the broccoli you tryin to get us pulled over! Stupid!

by Dosa / Young Beez May 13, 2009

Broccoli Haircut

Haircut typically worn by a very young millennial, gen-z or zillenial biologically identified male douchebag that consists of a low fade and hair grown out on the top that would allow the wearer to receive a perm for curls. A modern day jew fro. You will most likely catch him in a slammed civic, suburu sti financed at 20% apr, vaping, or on tiktok live acting out as an npc, begging for money. Cap, fam, mid, on god, and lit would mostly be part of his vocabulary. Island Boys, and present day justin beiber are roll models to these clowns. Would probably participate in having their ass eaten out by their yorkies.

You see that shitbox driving, broccoli haircut wearing, vapor breathing, spends his free time sucking on mommy’s titty douchebag acting like an NPC? Its a shame that our upcoming generation is going to doom the world with the lack of intellect…

by Nopeatsoflo January 5, 2024

steamed my broccoli

When you blow air on a dick.

Man Stacy steamed my broccoli so hard last night it was like she was cooling some hot tatters off.

by Steamed broccoli October 31, 2017

Soggy Broccoli

During the heat of summer, when the scrotum is at its most elastic and low hanging, it is crammed into a southerly orifice while the penis is inserted into the neighboring orifice. The penis and balls are then placed into the mouth of the recipient, where they smell like feet and are licked clean. Soggy Broccoli.

Megan appreciated a hefty helping of Billy's Soggy Broccoli after a long day at work and Billy was glad to have his tools cleaned.

by GingerMedic August 20, 2022

Broccoli Stick

Basically a joint!

Hey Bob! Do you fancy making Bim a broccoli stick?

by TommyBim March 31, 2025