Box Boxing

A disastrous event that generally occurs during sex between an inexperienced and/or pornography driven male and a poor, unsuspecting female. When the participants are gearing up to do the "deed", the male deems it necessary to take his erect penis, and proceed to SLAP the females vagina in an ill-thought attempt to arouse her.

Consequences of this action are generally yelling, cringing, and prompt cease of sexual activity. Extreme cases will lead to injury, breakups, or imprisonment.

"We were messing around, making out, and getting ready to do it, and all the sudden he started BOX BOXING me! It hurt! I was completely not in the mood after that!"

by Emort June 18, 2008

pizza boxing it

This is an action that occur when there is weak wifi (generally stolen from the neighbors) and the only way to get a connection is to stand up and hold your laptop in the air kind of like how the pizza delivery man holds up his pizzas when you open the door for him.

Person 1: Dude, what the hell are you doing?

Person 2: Im pizza boxing it, next doors signal is weak!

by mmgoody February 1, 2010

Tug Boating

The art of getting a handjob from your girlfriend while stuffing your face into her titties in a motorboating fashion.

I love it when Rachel and I go Tug Boating!!!

by RicksRubicon December 9, 2008

letter boxing

Hiding a box in a remote location and giving clues on how to find it. Inside the box is a notebook and a stamp. Serchers bring their own stamp and book; they use their stamp to mark the book in the letter box. They then use the stamp in the box for a mark their notebook.

The letter boxing clues made the hidden box easy to find.

by desiresnomore April 25, 2009

Ghost Boating

The act of setting a boat at low throttle and leaving the helm to dance around, stand at the bow, or even enter the water (licensed ghost boaters only).

We returned the boat with a hole in the hull and had to explain that we'd been ghost boating...

by GeniusSex August 5, 2018

bolting

when the girl is laying in bed naked and the guy is in the shower and he runs out of the shower and fucks her then gets back in; or also known as the super fast fuck

me and my girl were bolting last night. i was so tired after that

by the kid from out of town February 13, 2008

Swift Boating

Noun: A well orchestrated campaign of character assassination and disinformation instigated by a concealed proxy.

"...Once (Cindy) Sheehan could no longer be ignored, the Swift Boating began. Character assassination is the Karl Rove tactic of choice, eagerly mimicked by his media surrogates, whenever the White House is confronted by a critic who challenges it on matters of war. The Swift Boating is especially vicious if the critic has more battle scars than a president who connived to serve stateside and a vice president who had "other priorities" during Vietnam.

"The Swift Boating of Cindy Sheehan" By Frank Rich. New York Times Op-Ed 8/22/05
http://www.iht.com/protected/articles/2005/08/21/news/edrich.php

by Clem Snide July 18, 2008