box bitch

A guy who is too dumb to do anything else at work besides carry boxes from one place to another.

It's hysterical to watch Jim, the box bitch, carry everyone's boxes around.

by Boxy Bitchface December 9, 2007

box muncher

A lesbian, especially one who likes to eat pussy

Maria is a hardcore box muncher.

by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

box magic

After fingering a girl's pussy, you give her a wet willy with her own juices.

So, I was hooking up with this chick and right after I gave her the box magic, she puked in my mouth.

by wheli January 10, 2009

Box Salute

A greeting that was originally created by a cartoonist from Delaware. It is commonly linked with rock music, because both participants use the "Rock On" hand gesture when shouting the finishing line of said salute. The format is as follows:

Person A: Can I get a box salute?
Person B: Sound off like you got a pair!
Both: *shouting in a kiwi or British accent* I... LOVE... BOXES!!

Taylor: Can I get a box salute?
Audience: Sound off like you got a pair!
All: I... LOVE... BOXES!!

by Toaster Girl November 14, 2009

Box Binder

Panties with a built-in corset apparatus intended to conceal what is often crassly referred to as "fat upper pussy"

"Grandma looks terrific in her new bathing suit! Is she wearing a Box Binder?"

GRANDMA (laughing coquettishly): "I'll never tell!"

by Three Cheers For Donkeys May 8, 2010

Box Milk

Box milk is when you shoot a load inside a lady and it runs down her leg after. Your load runs out of her box making it box milk.

"Dude I filled her full of box milk!"

by Jcon202 September 8, 2011

box smasher

A box is aussie slang for a vagina.

Someone who smashes boxes is someone who is very good with females and has sex with them a lot of times.

Lachlan: Are you the box smasher I've heard about?
Macca: Nah mate, I'm just the manager.

by TheRealBoxSmasher May 25, 2016