Mind bottling

A phrase that means you’re too stupid to understand it’s mind boggling, so you say mind bottling. It’s boggling.

It’s mind boggling how many idiots mispronounce the phrase as mind bottling.

by Arkansas Sneck June 15, 2022

payday bottle

N: (pay-daye bot-ul) The coveted 1,750ml of simple joy usually un attainable except on the 1st and 15th of the month. Usually followed by lack of judgement, extreme libido and emptiness of the wallet.

Hank: hot damn1 payday bottle o' beam. Willie; "et the good times roll!

by sameoneverytime October 3, 2009

Sleep Bottle

A bottle of any type of alcohol that is consumed by the drinker so that he or she may be able to fall asleep each night. Term mostly associated by many alcoholics.

Krista: "I can never sleep with-out my Sleep Bottle."

by I_IZ_WHEREBARE May 26, 2010

bottle tied

To be so drunk you can't get an intelligent word out even though you are still conscious.

He was trying to talk to that girl but he had so much whiskey he went Boomhauer on her. He's definitely "bottle tied" tonight. He's lucky if he doesn't get slapped down cause he won't shut up even though you can't understand most of what he says.

by Pianomanic November 23, 2016

Bottle Nosing

Stimulating your partner’s anus using only your nose. Known to he highly stimulating for the receiver and very aromatic for the giver.

I buried my nose deep in her ass crack and started bottle nosing. Her fragrance was intoxicating.

Rachel loves it when I start bottle nosing her balloon knot.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Bottle top

• having no real value or use.

• (of a person) having no good qualities; deserving contempt.

Man, you kidding me? I’m not paying that price, that thing’s as valuable as a bottle top.

by TigerBloodDC February 17, 2019

Bottle hound

A person that has only one goal in life and that is to drink their life away to escape reality.

Larry was a bottle hound until he quit drinking.

by JoeyBomm July 31, 2020