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Booflet

A silly little thing. Almost indescribable. Means EVERYTHING but body parts.
She threw me in a sink full of syrup and called me a booflet.

He called me a booflet after I broke his toilet.

He sent me a nude so I called him a booflet.
by booflet101 January 5, 2023
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Booger Dog

You know those dogs that grandmas got? like it’s small, under groomed, and are dying of intestinal cancer cause it ate a penny? That’s a booger dog. They may also be as old as the mattress in your grandmas attic and absolutely feral. The more feral the more boogery
“That poor booger dog smells like grandma ong”
by Amasfishtank April 14, 2023
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street booger

a male or female who is always hanging around and easy to find
man..look at these street boogers at the corner
by Gunner February 28, 2004
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Golden Booger

noun.

An award for being the most boring. Like a Golden Globe, only much less entertaining.

So named for the anonymous little kid we've all seen who picks their nose when faced with a situation of sheer boredom.
"That history lecture deserved a Golden Booger."
by ninde January 17, 2008
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Skine-booger

A booger at the top of your nostril that you can't blow out, that aggravates you till no end;a motherfucker that you can't do nothing with
That skine-booger owes thirty five motherfucking dollar if he don't pay me by next Friday I'm taking him off the map!
by Shorty Reese November 3, 2016
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Bohemian Booger Blanket

During foreplay, the male participant takes hold of both sides of his nutsack, and holds it out, as the other member empties their sinuses into the stretched scrotum
Yo, my girl asked me for a Bohemian Booger Blanket , so I whipped it out and she filled it up. Yo me and my girl were smashing but my nutsack started sticking to her pussy cause she gave me a bohemien booger blanket
by Pussywarrior4slash December 1, 2016
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Whistle booger

The cause of an unfortunate situation when an unsuspecting fellow exhales through his nose only to produce a high pitched nasal whistle due to the existence of a crusty booger lining the nostrils. The noise is so shrill that one tries to sniffle to play it off, only to then issue several smaller whistles succinctly.
As allergy season looms, the nasal passages becomed lined with mucus crustaceans and every breath beckons the arrival of the whistle booger songstress.
by Sweatpantsjohnson March 10, 2017
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